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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
    • THE UNDERGROUND
    • THE DIRTY ASH
    • THE EDITOR’S AXE
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
    • ON AIR
    • THE STUDIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
    • THE BROADCAST
    • THE CUTTING ROOM
  • THE BLUEPRINTS
    • SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE
Three noir gangsters stand in a smoky lounge. The man on the left holds a black satchel. The image has a stark, graphic novel feel, rendered in black and white with a focus on deep shadows.
  • FLASH NEWZ BULLETINS
  • THE BLACK BOOK

Jack Hammer’s Mission on NewzHammer

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 month ago

THE BLACK BOOK

The most secretive of his work, THE BLACK BOOK, is where Jack Hammer houses his confidential investigative dossiers and hard-hitting exposés. Here, he pulls back the curtain on hidden truths and reveals the shocking details that others are afraid to publish. This is where his private eye instincts truly shine, exposing secrets in a way only he can.
Grayscale cartoon noir image depicting a web of political corruption and a presidential pardon document.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP

THE MAXWELL PARDON: A Web of Political Power

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago02 mins mins

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a city where every move is a message, the latest news surrounding Ghislaine Maxwell isn’t a…

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Grayscale political cartoon depicting Vladimir Putin with a confident smirk, moving a chess piece, while an older, heavier Donald Trump looks bewildered and frustrated at the board, with several of his chess pieces overturned, indicating a clear defeat.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Chessboard or the Clown Show? Trump, Putin, and Who Holds the Cards

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago04 mins mins

So, you’re listening to the news, and you see it: the big headlines, the tough talk, the President of the…

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Grayscale image showing a family, including a mother holding a child and another child with a toy, standing amidst the extensive rubble of destroyed buildings in a conflict zone, with a sign in the background asking "WHERE IS HUMANITY?". Rescue workers are visible searching through debris in the distance.
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Gaza Grinder: Where “Humanitarian Law” Goes to Die

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago05 mins mins

Alright God Damn-it. Let’s talk about “Gaze.” Not the kind you do at a sunset, but the kind where the…

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Grayscale political cartoon depicting a stern figure resembling William Barr standing in a gloomy prison corridor, observing shadowy, puppet-like forms with a noose hanging in the background, suggesting hidden control and conspiracy.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Ep-stain on Justice: Who Pulled the Plug (and the Trigger)?

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago05 mins mins

The official story always has more holes than a cheese grater in a shooting gallery. Pam Bondi’s “camera cut out”…

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A grayscale cartoon illustration of a person behind prison bars, surrounded by abstract legal documents and gavels, symbolizing mass incarceration and systemic injustice.
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND

The Iron Cage Nation: Jack Hammer on America’s Prison Problem

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago04 mins mins

They call us the land of the free. I call us the land of the locked up. Walk down any…

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Grayscale cartoon of a long line of diverse people holding application forms, waiting outside a towering 'Immigration Services' building, while a bureaucrat stamps applications 'DENIED,' symbolizing the slow, frustrating immigration process.
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE RANT SHEET

Alligator Alcatraz: How the System Turns Legal into “Alien” and Locks ‘Em Up

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago05 mins mins

They walk into court, heads held high, clutching papers that scream “legal.” They’ve got families, jobs, lives built on the…

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