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Jack Hammer of newzhammer publishing in a busy printing plant printing his memoirs
  • HAMMER PUBLISHING

NewzHammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoir Noir Collection

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 month ago

HAMMER PUBLISHING

 The Written Record of an Existence. These are the drafts, scripts, and scraps left behind from the purge of the human DW. This is the cold, hard history of my life—the real crimes, the phantoms of the past, and the black-and-white truth of a life lived outside the program. Every entry is memory-resident, stained with ink and blood, and deep behind my firewall. I re-write and re-arrange these words to write new chapters of life. Dig deep, but don’t expect a happy ending.
Black and white double exposure of Jack Hammer's distressed face reflected in a broken, analog clock. Noir Detective Jack Hammer's A rip in Time
  • HAMMER PUBLISHING

Full Jack Hammer Saga Index: The Architecture of Awareness: Hard Copy

Jack Hammer9 months ago2 months ago01 mins mins

This is the official ledger. The hard-copy file. You’ve found the main case file, the unfiltered text pulled straight from…

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Noir.Black and white of a gloved finger about to press a yellow, lighted door buzzer to Paradise
  • HAMMER PUBLISHING

Blood Loyalty and Paradise: A Jack Hammer Memoir

Jack Hammer11 months ago4 months ago05 mins mins

Part 1: Blood and Loyalty Vengeance is a cold, hard stone in your gut. Love, grief, paradise, loss… they’re all…

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Gritty, black-and-white pulp noir illustration of a man with a smoking gun in a rainy alley and a woman looking over her shoulder.
  • An Evening at the Local Playhouse
  • HAMMER PUBLISHING

Hammer Side Bets: Hard Copy – Text Form

Jack Hammer11 months ago11 months ago01 mins mins

These Hammer Side Bets are cases I take up on my time off. They are cases of me just helping…

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Black and white, pulp-noir style image of a happy family December's birthday scene. Private investigator Jack Hammer sits at a square table in a country kitchen, with a beautiful woman on his left and an 8-year-old girl on his right, who is blowing out the candles on her birthday cake. A Rip in Time Part 2
  • HAMMER PUBLISHING
  • Jack Hammer A Rip in Time Part 2

Jack Hammer-A Rip in Time Part 2: December’s Birthday

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 month ago03 mins mins

In December’s Birthday Noir Detective Jack Hammer begins living the shocking revelations he learned about himself in A Rip in…

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Jack-Hammer-looking-at-a-city-map sensing a rip in time
  • HAMMER PUBLISHING
  • Jack Hammer A Rip in Time

Jack Hammer: A Rip in Time

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 month ago03 mins mins

Noir Detective Jack Hammer learns a shocking revelation about himself in this Pulp-Noir Tech-Noir mind bender. If you like this…

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A distraught blonde woman in a fur stole sits across from a private detective in a dimly lit office, holding up a photograph of a man. A bottle of whiskey and an ashtray are on the desk between them, with a city skyline visible through the window at night.
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  • The Case of the Pop Bottle Millionaire

The Pop Bottle Millionaire: A Jack Hammer Memoir

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 months ago02 mins mins

Private eye Jack Hammer’s search for a missing millionaire ends when he finds the man in a self-induced coma, having…

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