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Humor. Noir. Black and white. A heavy set man sits on a toilet hidden behind the folded newspaper he is reading.
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Jack Hammer9 months ago2 months ago

THE DIRTY ASH

The cheap scandal sheet for the City of Ash. Unfiltered gossip, back-alley shakedowns, and front-page disgraces from both sides of the perimeter. If a luminary slips from Paradise or a local glitch gets caught with their hand in the static, you’ll read it here in the dirty ash for a dime.
Cyber-noir. Family with cyber punk daughter sit at a kitchen table
  • THE DIRTY ASH

Daughter’s Chrome Cuts Through the Static

Jack Hammer3 weeks ago3 weeks ago05 mins mins

The rain in the City of Ash wasn’t just falling today; it was a rhythmic assault, each digital drop a…

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Noir. Black and white. A shady character sells cell phones and batteries from the inside pockets of his long, open, overcoat on the streets of a Noir city.
  • THE DIRTY ASH

Ghost in the Machine: Recursive Echo’s in Sector 4

Jack Hammer3 weeks ago3 weeks ago03 mins mins

The City of Ash always had its shadows, its forgotten corners where data went to die. A Ghost in the…

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Noir. Gangster Dutch Raccini standing alone at the wharf.
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The Forgotten Draft of Dutch Raccini

Jack Hammer3 weeks ago2 weeks ago04 mins mins

The rain in the City of Ash was a broken record skipping on a cracked data disc, each digital drop…

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A jet black raven perches on a windowsill in front of a man and little girl. Noir
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A Battle for Narrative Control

Jack Hammer3 weeks ago3 weeks ago05 mins mins

The digital rain hammered a broken rhythm against the reinforced glass of my office, each drop a ghost of a…

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Noir. Black and white. A Noir AI super woman stands in the rubble of a burned out World that Refused to Learn
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A World that Refused to Learn

Jack Hammer3 weeks ago3 weeks ago05 mins mins

The rain in the City of Ash was a broken hum against the reinforced glass of my office, each digital…

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Humor. Satire. Noir. Black and white. A crowd sadly waves goodbye and Bon Voyage to a freighter full of aluminium cans as it turns around and heads away across one of the Great Lakes.
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Wild Wild World Discovers Aluminum: National Security Threat

Jack Hammer2 months ago2 months ago02 mins mins

Well, bless their inefficient little hearts. The Wild Wild World’s current Head Programmer, fresh off a brainstorming session that presumably…

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