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Humor. Noir. Black and white. A heavy set man sits on a toilet hidden behind the folded newspaper he is reading.
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Jack Hammer9 months ago2 months ago

THE DIRTY ASH

The cheap scandal sheet for the City of Ash. Unfiltered gossip, back-alley shakedowns, and front-page disgraces from both sides of the perimeter. If a luminary slips from Paradise or a local glitch gets caught with their hand in the static, you’ll read it here in the dirty ash for a dime.
SOCK SHOCKER humor. A person resembling the US sec of war seen in a filthy room folding socks.
  • THE DIRTY ASH

WAR Sec Caught in Sock Shocker!

Jack Hammer2 months ago2 months ago02 mins mins

The Wild Wild World delivered a real gem to the City of Ash’s monitors last cycle, proving once again that…

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Noir image of a strange being made of light, a sports hero, caught in a noir alley with a human woman in a compromising position by the paparazzi. Black and white. Humorous.
  • THE DIRTY ASH

Local Light Ball Champion ‘Flash Flick’ Caught in the Ash

Jack Hammer2 months ago2 months ago02 mins mins

Caught in the Ash. Flash Flick, one of those shimmering Light Ball champs from Paradise, got himself tangled in the…

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Raven on the awning of a noir diner. Ash on the menu
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Ash on the Menu

Jack Hammer2 months ago3 weeks ago04 mins mins

The Ash always tasted like metal and regret, even on a day that promised a plate of greasy eggs. Rain…

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Humor. Noir. Black and white. A heavy set man sits on a toilet hidden behind the folded newspaper he is reading.
  • THE DIRTY ASH

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Jack Hammer9 months ago2 months ago00 min mins
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