"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.

W-HAM-ER TV

THE ONLY CHANNEL THAT BURNS THROUGH THE STATIC.

This isn’t just a transmission. This is the flickering image that slips past the Controller’s blind spots. Switch over to W-HAM-ER TV, the only channel that projects the raw visual code of the truth. These are the animated case files of my memoirs, burned onto forgotten film reels and buried deep in the digital vault. I project the gritty frames of every case—the life, the lies, and the shadows I expose—straight from the other side of the screen. Watch close. You might just see the cracks in the reality they built around us.