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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
    • THE UNDERGROUND
    • THE DIRTY ASH
    • THE EDITOR’S AXE
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
    • ON AIR
    • THE STUDIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
    • THE BROADCAST
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    • SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE
A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE HAMMER FILES

The Case of the Missing First Lady

Jack Hammer1 year ago4 days ago

THE HAMMER FILES

THE EVIDENCE SHREDDED BY THE SYSTEM. My office hasn’t just been hit—the System ran a cleaner through the archive. As you can see, the files are a random mess because the Controller scrambled the Index and shuffled the ledger. We’ve got a lot of sifting to do if we’re going to recover the case reports and re-sequence my stolen manuscripts. This pile is the wreckage of a system failure. If you’re in on the game, this is where we start.
NewzHammer pulp-noir graphic magazine cover by Jack Hammer, featuring a trench-coat clad detective in a rainy alley with a femme fatale in a doorway.
  • NewzHammer System Architecture
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE HAMMER FILES
  • THE RANT SHEET

NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir from Jack Hammer

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 month ago02 mins mins

Alright, you stumbled onto Newzhammer.com. Don’t expect polished prose or flowery speeches. This ain’t no glossy magazine. This is the…

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Grayscale satirical cartoon of Donald Trump on a golf course, with a Secret Service agent discreetly nudging his golf ball. Trump looks sly while holding a club.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish Handicap

Jack Hammer1 year ago4 days ago03 mins mins

Listen up! Jack Hammer’s back at the keyboard, and the stench of hypocrisy just wafted over the Atlantic, mixed with…

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A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE HAMMER FILES

The Case of the Missing First Lady

Jack Hammer1 year ago4 days ago04 mins mins

The Case of the Missing First Lady The President walked into my office on a Monday morning, looking less like…

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A noir-style cartoon of a detective using a magnifying glass to examine a Scotch Egg and a golf ball on his desk, with dramatic shadows .
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE HAMMER FILES

THE HAMMER FILES: The Case of the Scotch Egg

Jack Hammer1 year ago4 days ago03 mins mins

You may have seen the headline, the one I ran on this very site: “The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish…

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Black and white cosmic image of the Controller and the Gemini stars shining light onto Jack Hammer, who stands alone on a city game board.
  • HAMMER PUBLISHING
  • Jack Hammer A Rip in Time Part 2
  • THE HAMMER FILES

A WORD FROM THE ARCHITECT

Jack Hammer1 year ago11 months ago03 mins mins

I am the architect. Jack Hammer is losing the mind I gave him. Jack Hammer is losing the mind I…

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A grayscale, noir-style cartoon image of a dingy newsstand. An old man with a tired face stands behind a cluttered counter, lit by a single hanging lightbulb, casting long shadows. December's Debt.
  • Chapter 1: The Case of December's Debt
  • HAMMER PUBLISHING

The Case of December’s Debt

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 month ago02 mins mins

THE HAMMER FILES: The News Depot This is part one of a two part series. You can find part two,…

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