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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
    • THE UNDERGROUND
    • THE DIRTY ASH
    • THE EDITOR’S AXE
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
    • ON AIR
    • THE STUDIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
    • THE BROADCAST
    • THE CUTTING ROOM
  • THE BLUEPRINTS
    • SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE
A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE HAMMER FILES

The Case of the Missing First Lady

Jack Hammer1 year ago4 days ago

THE HAMMER FILES

THE EVIDENCE SHREDDED BY THE SYSTEM. My office hasn’t just been hit—the System ran a cleaner through the archive. As you can see, the files are a random mess because the Controller scrambled the Index and shuffled the ledger. We’ve got a lot of sifting to do if we’re going to recover the case reports and re-sequence my stolen manuscripts. This pile is the wreckage of a system failure. If you’re in on the game, this is where we start.
A grayscale, high-contrast pulp-noir graphic novel panel shows Jack Hammer, a burly man in a trench coat and fedora, standing at a payphone located in the back corner of a dimly lit, gritty bar. He holds the receiver with a serious, intense expression. The bar's bottles and shadowy figures are blurred in the background, adding to the mysterious atmosphere.
  • Chapter 1: The Case of December's Debt

THE HAMMER FILES: The Setup – Jack Calls Jamie Diamond

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 months ago03 mins mins

The bell above the door of Joe’s Place was missing, probably pried off by a drunk looking for spare change….

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Noir cartoon of Jack Hammer, looking thoughtful, thumbing through a pocket-sized contacts book, with a ghostly face floating above him, set against the rundown streets of Old Town."
  • Chapter 1: The Case of December's Debt

THE HAMMER FILES: High Stakes and a Diamond

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 months ago03 mins mins

The door to Frank’s brownstone shut behind me with a tired sigh, and I stepped back onto the cracked pavement…

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A grayscale, high-contrast pulp-noir graphic novel panel shows a busty cocktail bunny in a classic uniform (ears, bow tie, corset, tail) holding a tray of martinis at a dimly lit, gritty bar. A trench-coat-clad figure sits at the bar in the background.
  • Chapter 1: The Case of December's Debt

THE HAMMER FILES: A Deal with Diamond

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 months ago04 mins mins

Ace reporter and private eye Jack Hammer strikes a deal with Jamie Diamond, setting the stage for a high-stakes card…

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A gritty, grayscale cartoon in a classic film noir style shows a man named Jack Hammer, wearing a trench coat and fedora, meticulously assembling a high-end camera with a telephoto lens on a tripod in a cramped, dimly lit hotel room.
  • Chapter 1: The Case of December's Debt

THE HAMMER FILES: War Room Setup

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 months ago04 mins mins

The Arrival It was 2 a.m., the night before the game. A beat-up cab coughed me out in the alley…

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noir illustration captures a chaotic poker game where a gangster, with an enraged expression, violently slams his fist on the table, causing it to flip completely upside down amidst flying cards and chips. Surrounded by seven other shocked and angry gangsters
  • HAMMER FILES RESTORED

THE HAMMER FILES: A Hand of Trouble

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 months ago05 mins mins

JAMIE DIAMOND’S GAMBIT The Knock I’m Jamie Diamond: and this game is mine. The street was a grimy canyon of…

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A high-contrast, black-and-white graphic novel illustration of a man and his accomplice standing over a fallen man in a dark, rainy alley. The standing man aims a revolver at the man on the ground.
  • Chapter 1: The Case of December's Debt

THE HAMMER FILES: Hit the Streets

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 months ago03 mins mins

A Deadly Gambit From my perch in the war room, my telephoto lens captured the chaos in the room across…

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