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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
    • THE UNDERGROUND
    • THE DIRTY ASH
    • THE EDITOR’S AXE
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
    • ON AIR
    • THE STUDIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
    • THE BROADCAST
    • THE CUTTING ROOM
  • THE BLUEPRINTS
    • SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE

THE HAMMER FILES

THE EVIDENCE SHREDDED BY THE SYSTEM.

My office hasn’t just been hit—the System ran a cleaner through the archive. As you can see, the files are a random mess because the Controller scrambled the Index and shuffled the ledger. We’ve got a lot of sifting to do if we’re going to recover the case reports and re-sequence my stolen manuscripts. This pile is the wreckage of a system failure. If you’re in on the game, this is where we start.

Grayscale political cartoon depicting a stern figure resembling William Barr standing in a gloomy prison corridor, observing shadowy, puppet-like forms with a noose hanging in the background, suggesting hidden control and conspiracy.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Ep-stain on Justice: Who Pulled the Plug (and the Trigger)?

Jack Hammer1 year ago12 months ago05 mins mins

The official story always has more holes than a cheese grater in a shooting gallery. Pam Bondi’s “camera cut out”…

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Grayscale political cartoon depicting Vladimir Putin with a confident smirk, moving a chess piece, while an older, heavier Donald Trump looks bewildered and frustrated at the board, with several of his chess pieces overturned, indicating a clear defeat.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Chessboard or the Clown Show? Trump, Putin, and Who Holds the Cards

Jack Hammer1 year ago12 months ago04 mins mins

So, you’re listening to the news, and you see it: the big headlines, the tough talk, the President of the…

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A grayscale photograph from the 1950s shows a working-class American family gathered in their modest kitchen, appearing distressed while looking at a bill, conveying the impact of economic hardship.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Tariff Trap: 90 Days of Hot Air, Years of Pain for the Working Man

Jack Hammer1 year ago12 months ago04 mins mins

The Tariff Trap Alright, so the clock struck midnight on August 1st. Another political deadline, another promise turned to dust….

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A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • HAMMER PUBLISHING

The Case of the Missing First Lady

Jack Hammer1 year ago10 months ago04 mins mins

The Case of the Missing First Lady The President walked into my office on a Monday morning, looking less like…

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A noir-style cartoon of a detective using a magnifying glass to examine a Scotch Egg and a golf ball on his desk, with dramatic shadows .
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

THE HAMMER FILES: The Case of the Scotch Egg

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

You may have seen the headline, the one I ran on this very site: “The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish…

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Grayscale cartoon noir image depicting a web of political corruption and a presidential pardon document.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP

THE MAXWELL PARDON: A Web of Political Power

Jack Hammer1 year ago12 months ago02 mins mins

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a city where every move is a message, the latest news surrounding Ghislaine Maxwell isn’t a…

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