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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
    • THE UNDERGROUND
    • THE DIRTY ASH
    • THE EDITOR’S AXE
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
    • ON AIR
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    • THE BROADCAST
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  • THE BLUEPRINTS
    • SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE
Black and white noir image of an attractive couple behind a 1940's style TV news desk.
  • THE BROADCAST
  • W-HAM-ER TV

W-HAM-ER TV HEAD

Jack Hammer2 years ago2 months ago

W-HAM-ER TV

THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR We use text to write our lives. Audio to hear our minds. And video to see our souls. W-HAM-ER TV is the scrap pile of pixels left behind by DW. We compost and recycle these broken files to hammer and weld new life into our world.
Noir Detective Jack Hammer finds the First Lady in a foggy Ljubljana, Slovenia
  • W-HAM-ER TV

The Case of the Missing First Lady: W-HAM-ER TV

Jack Hammer11 months ago2 months ago04 mins mins

The Case of the Missing First Lady Ace reporter Jack Hammer is on the case of a missing First Lady….

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A distraught blonde woman in a fur stole sits across from a private detective in a dimly lit office, holding up a photograph of a man. A bottle of whiskey and an ashtray are on the desk between them, with a city skyline visible through the window at night.
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Hammer Side Bets: W-HAM-ER TV

Jack Hammer11 months ago3 months ago01 mins mins

These Hammer Side Bets are cases I take up on my time off. They are cases of me just helping…

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