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Jack Hammer’s Pulp Noir Audiobooks: W-HAM-ER

Radio W-HAM-ER, the official broadcast for Jack Hammer's pulp noir audiobooks.

W-HAM-ER Radio You’ve just tuned in to W-HAM-ER, the official frequency for Jack Hammer’s pulp noir audiobooks. Tired of the…

The Library

NewzHammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoir Noir Collection

Jack Hammer of newzhammer publishing in a busy printing plant printing his memoirs

Hammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoirs At Hammer Publishing, we believe a great story isn’t just told—it’s extracted from the source…


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🥃 THE TOP SHELF

  • THE NEWS STAND
    • Vintage pulps. 10-cent inspiration.
"They say laughter's the best medicine. I guess that's why my doctor told me to quit journalism and start a clown college. But then I realized, most of the clowns are already in politics. And their jokes? Not nearly as funny as the ones I dig up on the daily."

Yours Truly, Jack Hammer.
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The Case of the Missing First Lady

An Evening at the Local Playhouse

The Saga

Full Jack Hammer Saga: The Architecture of Awareness

Black and white noir themed image of two gangsters standing over a man who has been shot in the chest

Over 2 hours and growing: Build a complex maze, feed it enough data, and the shadow in the center just…

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The Man Baby’s Latest Tantrum

Noir flavored image of Man Baby trumps Latest Oval Office Tantrum

The Lowdown on a Low Blow You’ve got to hand it to Man Baby Trump. Just when you think you’ve…

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Folder THE PRIVATE STASH

  • GRINDHOUSE THEATER
    • Research. Old movies that tell the truth.
"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.
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Hammer Side Bets - Audio Books

A man in a fedora sits at a smoky jazz club bar, his weary face reflected in a whiskey glass. Other patrons are shadowy figures in the background. The scene is high-contrast, gritty grayscale, and noir-style, with a single bare lightbulb. The mood is lonely and mysterious.
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO

An Evening at the Local Playhouse: A Jack Hammer Pulp-Noir Audio Book

Jack Hammer7 months ago5 months ago01 mins mins

This Jack Hammer Pulp-Noir, Jazz enhanced Audio Book finds Jack stopping for a quick drink, and witnessing the con of…

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A young boy, possibly Amos, pushes a rickety wagon piled high with glass bottles down a dusty, sun-drenched alley in a black and white image.
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The Pop Bottle Millionaire: A Jack Hammer Pulp-Noir Audio Book

Jack Hammer7 months ago5 months ago01 mins mins

Private eye Jack Hammer’s search for a missing millionaire ends when he finds the man in a self-induced coma, having…

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Black-and-white graphic novel panel of a cocktail waitress in a bunny outfit colliding with an elderly woman on a crowded, neon-lit casino floor.
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Jamie Diamond’s Sparkle: A Jack Hammer Pulp-Noir Audio Book

Jack Hammer7 months ago5 months ago01 mins mins

In this Jack Hammer Pulp-Noir enhanced audio book, Jack receives an urgent phone call from his old friend and card…

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Gritty, black-and-white pulp noir illustration of a man with a smoking gun in a rainy alley and a woman looking over her shoulder.
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Hammer Side Bets – Audio Books: The Case of the Missing First Lady

Jack Hammer5 months ago3 months ago01 mins mins

These Hammer Side Bets are cases I take up on my time off. They are cases of me just helping…

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THE EDITOR’S DESK

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Noir image of PI in office with scattered files

I’m Jack Hammer: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough…

THE DOCKET

The Ep-stain on Justice: Who Pulled the Plug (and the Trigger)?

Grayscale political cartoon depicting a stern figure resembling William Barr standing in a gloomy prison corridor, observing shadowy, puppet-like forms with a noose hanging in the background, suggesting hidden control and conspiracy.

The official story always has more holes than a cheese grater in a shooting gallery. Pam Bondi’s “camera cut out”…

CASE CLOSED

The Case of the Missing First Lady

A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.

The Case of the Missing First Lady The President walked into my office on a Monday morning, looking less like…

THE EDITOR’S OFFICE

NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir Fiction & News from Jack Hammer

NewzHammer pulp-noir graphic magazine cover by Jack Hammer, featuring a trench-coat clad detective in a rainy alley with a femme fatale in a doorway.

This is NewzHammer Magazine. Let’s be perfectly clear on that. There’s no staff. No ghostwriters. Just me, DW. And if…

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