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hardboiled fiction

Gritty, grayscale Jack Hammer style illustration of Jack, startled awake on his desk by a ringing phone, with a liquor bottle and full ashtray. Sincerely yours, Jack Hammer.
  • Chapter 1: The Case of December's Debt

THE HAMMER FILES: My Home My Office

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 months ago05 mins mins
This entry is part 16 of 16 in the series Chapter 1: The Case of December's Debt.

Home at Lost The cab was an old yellow dog, its engine wheezing with every turn. I paid the fare—plus…

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A gritty, grayscale cartoon in a classic film noir style shows a man named Jack Hammer, wearing a trench coat and fedora, meticulously assembling a high-end camera with a telephoto lens on a tripod in a cramped, dimly lit hotel room.
  • Chapter 1: The Case of December's Debt

THE HAMMER FILES: War Room Setup

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 months ago04 mins mins
This entry is part 11 of 16 in the series Chapter 1: The Case of December's Debt.

The Arrival It was 2 a.m., the night before the game. A beat-up cab coughed me out in the alley…

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