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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
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A black and white pulp noir style illustration of Vladimir Putin helping Donald Trump out of a car, with the two men holding hands
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Beast’s Cozy Backseat: Trump’s Alaska Rendezvous with Putin

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

WASHINGTON D.C. – The chill of Alaska wasn’t the only thing raising eyebrows this week as reports surfaced detailing President…

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Grayscale graphic novel illustration of Vladimir Putin walking on Donald Trump's back as Trump lies on the ground in a dark, rain-slicked alley.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE HAMMER FILES
  • THE RANT SHEET

THE HAMMER FILES: THE CASE OF THE RED CARPET—WILL PUTIN WALK ALL OVER TRUMP?

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago04 mins mins

The city was sweating under a blanket of August heat, the kind that makes a man’s collar feel like a…

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Grayscale satirical cartoon of Donald Trump on a golf course, with a Secret Service agent discreetly nudging his golf ball. Trump looks sly while holding a club.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish Handicap

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

Listen up! Jack Hammer’s back at the keyboard, and the stench of hypocrisy just wafted over the Atlantic, mixed with…

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Grayscale satirical cartoon depicts a tough private eye, like Jack Hammer, dramatically exposing the tangled web of connections between caricatures of powerful figures resembling Trump, Epstein, and Maxwell.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE HAMMER FILES
  • THE LINEUP

Dirty Laundry: Trump Epstein Maxwell connections

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago04 mins mins

Listen up. They say the truth’s a slippery thing, especially when the powerful try to bury it under a mountain…

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Noir styled black and white image of donald trump's twisted mouth as he defiles the English language
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Corrupting Influence of Trump’s Speech: From Memes to Everyday Language

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

A Case Study in Language Mind Pollution: by Jack Hammer The rain’s a constant lie in this city, washing the…

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