The Case of the Missing First Lady
Ace reporter Jack Hammer is on the case of a missing First Lady. Was she deported? Did she finally file for divorce? Get the story the press won’t print in this hard-boiled, fictional exposé.
Have fun, Jack Hammer.
Good work. You found my secret file cabinet of personal dossiers.
I'm working on a new case. You could help solve it and see your work in my next memoir. Here's a clue... A punk kid rode by on his bike and yelled "Hey Hammer! if you're looking for the truth, you can find it in the ten cent rag It's Pulp-Noir under a dime!". And with that he was gone.
"They say laughter's the best medicine. I guess that's why my doctor told me to quit journalism and start a clown college. But then I realized, most of the clowns are already in politics. And their jokes? Not nearly as funny as the ones I dig up on the daily."
Yours Truly, Jack Hammer.

THE PRIVATE STASH
"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."
Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.
Ace reporter Jack Hammer is on the case of a missing First Lady. Was she deported? Did she finally file for divorce? Get the story the press won’t print in this hard-boiled, fictional exposé.
Have fun, Jack Hammer.