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NEWZ FLASH: Tin-Pot Dictator Says US Cities Should be Military Training Grounds
by Jack Hammer
That’s right. The POTUS. That Tin-Pot dictator just said “US cities should be military training grounds”. I don’t know about you, but that sure smells like Martial Law to me. Forget the border wall; our Tin-Pot Dictator just drew a line around every American city and branded them the enemy.
In an address to every General and Admiral who could snap to attention fast enough to get to Quantico, the Dictator delivered his vision: US cities are to be used as “training grounds” for the military.
He stood there, pointing fingers not at foreign flags, but at the windows of your apartment and the steps of your local courthouse. He called our own civil disturbances the “enemy from within” and swore that once his army gets involved, things “won’t get out of control.” He’s already marched the National Guard into DC, Portland, and LA to play soldier. Now he wants to make it permanent.
This isn’t law enforcement. This is an occupation plan. This is a tin-pot tyrant declaring war on his own citizens—and he’s got his new Minister of War, Pete Hegseth, right there to clean the slate for him.
Hegseth’s orders were just as unhinged. He stood in front of the silent ranks and declared war on “woke garbage,” wiping out DEI programs and vowing that our fighting forces would adhere to “the highest male standard” for fitness. They’re ditching the beards and the anonymity of complaints, but they’re embracing the risk of an American military that is openly partisan and culturally uniform. This isn’t about being battle-ready; it’s about being personally loyal.
The whole twisted show climaxed with the Dictator gleefully announcing, that the Defense Department is now the Department of War. A historic re-assertion of purpose, he claims. It’s a clear signal: the civilian guard is down, and the warrior spirit is back.
And the Generals? The Admirals? The men who swore to uphold the Constitution? The whole room, stuffed with rank and service ribbons from around the globe, was silent. Dead silent. They took notes on their pads while their commander effectively labeled half the country as a threat to be managed by military force.
The Vice Tin-Pot can call it “not particularly unusual,” but one foreign admiral—a professional—was quoted as saying he’d never seen that before in his entire career.
This wasn’t a policy speech. This was a blueprint for a dictator’s final grip. The FOG is burning off, and we’re seeing the shape of the coming Martial Law clearly now.
Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer NewzHammer.com
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