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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
    • THE UNDERGROUND
    • THE DIRTY ASH
    • THE EDITOR’S AXE
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
    • ON AIR
    • THE STUDIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
    • THE BROADCAST
    • THE CUTTING ROOM
  • THE BLUEPRINTS
    • SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE
Three noir gangsters stand in a smoky lounge. The man on the left holds a black satchel. The image has a stark, graphic novel feel, rendered in black and white with a focus on deep shadows.
  • FLASH NEWZ BULLETINS
  • THE BLACK BOOK

Jack Hammer’s Mission on NewzHammer

Jack Hammer1 year ago4 weeks ago

FLASH NEWZ BULLETINS

THE FRONT PAGE

The world is a sick place, and the headlines are just the fever talking. These are the raw, unedited reports I pull straight off the wire, filtered only by my own two eyes and poured through the typewriter. This isn’t just news; it’s a transmission I force through the system before the Controller can sanitize the truth. Every word is a warning from the present. Keep your head down and read fast.

  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE RANT SHEET

A Political Chase: A Hardboiled Take on the Texas Standoff

Jack Hammer1 year ago12 months ago02 mins mins

I’ve seen my share of rigged games. A case where the evidence has been twisted, a witness whose memory has…

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smug politician revealing a hidden stack of cash while a confused citizen struggles to read a complex tax form.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Tax Man Cometh, The People Get Nothing

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

They’re selling you a story. A grand plan. They call it a new tax law, a fix for the broken…

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Grayscale cartoon noir image depicting a web of political corruption and a presidential pardon document.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP

THE MAXWELL PARDON: A Web of Political Power

Jack Hammer1 year ago12 months ago02 mins mins

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a city where every move is a message, the latest news surrounding Ghislaine Maxwell isn’t a…

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A noir-style cartoon of a detective using a magnifying glass to examine a Scotch Egg and a golf ball on his desk, with dramatic shadows .
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

THE HAMMER FILES: The Case of the Scotch Egg

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

You may have seen the headline, the one I ran on this very site: “The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish…

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In a noir-style cartoon with dramatic shadows, a formidable Donald Trump dismisses a stunned Erika McEntarfer, symbolizing the politicization of economic data.
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Integrity Trap: When Economic Data Becomes a Lie

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago02 mins mins

The recent firing of Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) Commissioner Erika McEntarfer is more than a personnel decision; it is…

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A grayscale photograph from the 1950s shows a working-class American family gathered in their modest kitchen, appearing distressed while looking at a bill, conveying the impact of economic hardship.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Tariff Trap: 90 Days of Hot Air, Years of Pain for the Working Man

Jack Hammer1 year ago12 months ago04 mins mins

The Tariff Trap Alright, so the clock struck midnight on August 1st. Another political deadline, another promise turned to dust….

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