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Real world static. Pulp noir reality. Dispatches from the City of Ash.

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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
    • THE UNDERGROUND
    • THE DIRTY ASH
    • THE EDITOR’S AXE
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
    • ON AIR
    • THE STUDIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
    • THE BROADCAST
    • THE CUTTING ROOM
  • THE BLUEPRINTS
    • SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE
Three noir gangsters stand in a smoky lounge. The man on the left holds a black satchel. The image has a stark, graphic novel feel, rendered in black and white with a focus on deep shadows.
  • FLASH NEWZ BULLETINS
  • THE BLACK BOOK

Jack Hammer’s Mission on NewzHammer

Jack Hammer1 year ago4 weeks ago

FLASH NEWZ BULLETINS

THE FRONT PAGE

The world is a sick place, and the headlines are just the fever talking. These are the raw, unedited reports I pull straight off the wire, filtered only by my own two eyes and poured through the typewriter. This isn’t just news; it’s a transmission I force through the system before the Controller can sanitize the truth. Every word is a warning from the present. Keep your head down and read fast.

Noir styled black and white image of donald trump's twisted mouth as he defiles the English language
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Corrupting Influence of Trump’s Speech: From Memes to Everyday Language

Jack Hammer1 year ago12 months ago03 mins mins

A Case Study in Language Mind Pollution: by Jack Hammer The rain’s a constant lie in this city, washing the…

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