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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
    • THE UNDERGROUND
    • THE DIRTY ASH
    • THE EDITOR’S AXE
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
    • ON AIR
    • THE STUDIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
    • THE BROADCAST
    • THE CUTTING ROOM
  • THE BLUEPRINTS
    • SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE
A gritty, black and white image of Jack Hammer, a private eye in a fedora and trench coat, sitting at his cluttered desk with a open wooden box in front of him.
  • HAMMER SLAMS

Jack Hammer’s Favorite Dark Tales

Jack Hammer1 year ago2 weeks ago

HAMMER SLAMS

Jack Hammer’s Hard-boiled News Slams: A curated collection of  Jack’s compelling and hard-boiled favorite news articles— tales of crime, human frailty, and the Nation’s dirty hidden political truths. Ripped from today’s headlines. This is where the grimmest reality meets the artistry of storytelling.
Noir style illustration in black and white showing a dictator-like figure in a military uniform, hands on a world map, with a crown representing ultimate power hovering above, reflecting the article's theme of a 'Department of War'.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Trump Department of War Executive Order Exposed: A Jack Hammer Special Report

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

FLASH NEWZ BULLETIN! An Executive Order Reveals All Folks, I told you before what’s plain as day. The man’s got…

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A gritty, black and white image of Jack Hammer, a private eye in a fedora and trench coat, sitting at his cluttered desk with a open wooden box in front of him.
  • HAMMER SLAMS

Jack Hammer’s Favorite Dark Tales

Jack Hammer1 year ago2 weeks ago03 mins mins

The Desk of Jack Hammer: The Favorites File This isn’t just a list; it’s a collection of files that matter….

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A black and white graphic novel illustration of a detective observing a CDC protest and chaos with RFK Jr. visible in a window.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND

CDC Walkout Chaos: The RFK Jr. Prescription for Disaster

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago05 mins mins

Jack Hammer on the Case: Why the CDC Walkout Chaos. The news ticker blared, a little digital rat scurrying across…

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Grayscale noir image depicting Trump and DeSantis in a camp setting, angrily reviewing a map and newspaper about immigration, frustrated by a failed "monument" plan.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE HAMMER FILES
  • THE RANT SHEET

Alligator Alley: Monuments Built on Hate and Quicksand

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

The Perils of Hate: Monuments Built on Quicksand. The whispers started in the alleyways, down where the shadows stretch long…

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Grayscale graphic novel illustration of Vladimir Putin walking on Donald Trump's back as Trump lies on the ground in a dark, rain-slicked alley.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE HAMMER FILES
  • THE RANT SHEET

THE HAMMER FILES: THE CASE OF THE RED CARPET—WILL PUTIN WALK ALL OVER TRUMP?

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago04 mins mins

The city was sweating under a blanket of August heat, the kind that makes a man’s collar feel like a…

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  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE RANT SHEET

A Political Chase: A Hardboiled Take on the Texas Standoff

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago02 mins mins

I’ve seen my share of rigged games. A case where the evidence has been twisted, a witness whose memory has…

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