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"They say laughter's the best medicine. I guess that's why my doctor told me to quit journalism and start a clown college. But then I realized, most of the clowns are already in politics. And their jokes? Not nearly as funny as the ones I dig up on the daily."

Yours Truly, Jack Hammer.

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"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.
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The scene in front of the man is a drafting table. At the bottom of the drafting, the man is drawing architectural designs of a living world. At the top of the table, his designs fade into a living image of a Noir city neighborhood, complete with buildings, citizens, cars, hustle and bustle.
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NewzHammer System Architecture

Jack Hammer7 months ago7 hours ago

NewzHammer System Architecture

System Architecture are the rules of the road. They are the operations manual of our Universe. Every universe is governed by the laws of physics. These are ours.

NewzHammer pulp-noir graphic magazine cover by Jack Hammer, featuring a trench-coat clad detective in a rainy alley with a femme fatale in a doorway.
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NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir Fiction & News from Jack Hammer

Jack Hammer1 year ago6 hours ago02 mins mins

Alright, you stumbled onto Newzhammer.com. Don’t expect polished prose or flowery speeches. This ain’t no glossy magazine. This is the…

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Noir image of PI in office with scattered files From the Desk of Jack Hammer
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The Desk of Jack Hammer

Jack Hammer1 year ago8 hours ago08 mins mins

From the Desk: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough…

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