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Ace Reporter. Private Dick.

Good work. You found my secret file cabinet of personal dossiers.

THE CITY IS ON FIRE. We are under attack. The static is getting louder. I received a message about a safe house, but the location was encrypted.

Then a punk kid rode by on his bike, tossed a crumpled paper at my chest, and yelled:

"Hey Hammer! You're looking in the wrong place! The truth isn't on the front page... it's in the ten cent rag! Find the Pulp-Noir under a dime!"

And with that, he was gone into the smog. Follow the clue. Follow me.

The Broadcast

Jack Hammer’s Pulp Noir Audiobooks: W-HAM-ER

Radio W-HAM-ER, the official broadcast for Jack Hammer's pulp noir audiobooks.

W-HAM-ER Radio You’ve just tuned in to W-HAM-ER, the official frequency for Jack Hammer’s pulp noir audiobooks. Tired of the…

The Library

NewzHammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoir Noir Collection

Jack Hammer of newzhammer publishing in a busy printing plant printing his memoirs

Hammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoirs At Hammer Publishing, we believe a great story isn’t just told—it’s extracted from the source…


FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

🥃 THE TOP SHELF

  • THE NEWS STAND
    • Vintage pulps. 10-cent inspiration.
"They say laughter's the best medicine. I guess that's why my doctor told me to quit journalism and start a clown college. But then I realized, most of the clowns are already in politics. And their jokes? Not nearly as funny as the ones I dig up on the daily."

Yours Truly, Jack Hammer.
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The Case of the Missing First Lady

An Evening at the Local Playhouse

The Saga

Full Jack Hammer Saga: The Architecture of Awareness

Black and white noir themed image of two gangsters standing over a man who has been shot in the chest

Over 2 hours and growing: Build a complex maze, feed it enough data, and the shadow in the center just…

Hammer Op-Eds

The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish Handicap

Grayscale satirical cartoon of Donald Trump on a golf course, with a Secret Service agent discreetly nudging his golf ball. Trump looks sly while holding a club.

Listen up! Jack Hammer’s back at the keyboard, and the stench of hypocrisy just wafted over the Atlantic, mixed with…

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

Folder THE PRIVATE STASH

  • GRINDHOUSE THEATER
    • Research. Old movies that tell the truth.
"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.
  • NEWZHAMMER INC
    • THE HAMMER FILES
    • HAMMER PUBLISHING
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
  • HAMMER OP-EDS
    • THE DISTRICT
    • THE BLACK BOOK
    • THE LINEUP
    • THE GRIND
    • THE RANT SHEET
Noir image of PI in office with scattered files
  • THE HAMMER FILES

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Jack Hammer6 months ago2 months ago

THE HAMMER FILES

THE EVIDENCE SHREDDED BY THE SYSTEM.

My office hasn’t just been hit—the System ran a cleaner through the archive. As you can see, the files are a random mess because the Controller scrambled the Index and shuffled the ledger. We’ve got a lot of sifting to do if we’re going to recover the case reports and re-sequence my stolen manuscripts. This pile is the wreckage of a system failure. If you’re in on the game, this is where we start.

Noir era post office.
  • THE HAMMER UNDERGROUND

Protected: The Post-Office: Knock Knock Who’s there?

Jack Hammer3 months ago2 weeks ago01 mins mins

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

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NewzHammer pulp-noir graphic magazine cover by Jack Hammer, featuring a trench-coat clad detective in a rainy alley with a femme fatale in a doorway.
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE HAMMER FILES
  • THE RANT SHEET

NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir Fiction & News from Jack Hammer

Jack Hammer6 months ago2 months ago02 mins mins

This is NewzHammer Magazine. Let’s be perfectly clear on that. There’s no staff. No ghostwriters. Just me, DW. And if…

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A black and white image of a determined-looking man in a suit, sitting alone in a somber, empty room with a window showing a blurry cityscape. He is looking off-frame as if contemplating a serious choice, reflecting his tragic diagnosis.
  • The Case of the Pop Bottle Millionaire
  • THE HAMMER UNDERGROUND

Pop Bottle Millionaire: A Fortune from Thin Air

Jack Hammer4 months ago4 months ago03 mins mins

A Fortune from Thin Air Amos was a man who understood leverage. He didn’t just chase money; he chased problems….

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Grayscale satirical cartoon of Donald Trump on a golf course, with a Secret Service agent discreetly nudging his golf ball. Trump looks sly while holding a club.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish Handicap

Jack Hammer6 months ago5 months ago03 mins mins

Listen up! Jack Hammer’s back at the keyboard, and the stench of hypocrisy just wafted over the Atlantic, mixed with…

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A gritty, black and white image of Jack Hammer, a private eye in a fedora and trench coat, sitting at his cluttered desk with a open wooden box in front of him.
  • HAMMER SLAMS

Jack Hammer’s Favorite Dark Tales

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago03 mins mins

The Desk of Jack Hammer: The Favorites File This isn’t just a list; it’s a collection of files that matter….

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A young boy, possibly Amos, pushes a rickety wagon piled high with glass bottles down a dusty, sun-drenched alley in a black and white image.
  • THE HAMMER UNDERGROUND
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO

The Pop Bottle Millionaire: A Jack Hammer Pulp-Noir Audio Book

Jack Hammer4 months ago2 months ago01 mins mins

Private eye Jack Hammer’s search for a missing millionaire ends when he finds the man in a self-induced coma, having…

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THE EDITOR’S DESK

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Noir image of PI in office with scattered files

I’m Jack Hammer: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough…

THE DOCKET

THE MAXWELL PARDON: A Web of Political Power

Grayscale cartoon noir image depicting a web of political corruption and a presidential pardon document.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a city where every move is a message, the latest news surrounding Ghislaine Maxwell isn’t a…

CASE CLOSED

The Case of the Missing First Lady

A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.

The Case of the Missing First Lady The President walked into my office on a Monday morning, looking less like…

THE EDITOR’S OFFICE

NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir Fiction & News from Jack Hammer

NewzHammer pulp-noir graphic magazine cover by Jack Hammer, featuring a trench-coat clad detective in a rainy alley with a femme fatale in a doorway.

This is NewzHammer Magazine. Let’s be perfectly clear on that. There’s no staff. No ghostwriters. Just me, DW. And if…

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