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Ace Reporter. Private Dick.

Good work. You found my secret file cabinet of personal dossiers.

THE CITY IS ON FIRE. We are under attack. The static is getting louder. I received a message about a safe house, but the location was encrypted.

Then a punk kid rode by on his bike, tossed a crumpled paper at my chest, and yelled:

"Hey Hammer! You're looking in the wrong place! The truth isn't on the front page... it's in the ten cent rag! Find the Pulp-Noir under a dime!"

And with that, he was gone into the smog. Follow the clue. Follow me.

The Broadcast

Jack Hammer’s Pulp Noir Audiobooks: W-HAM-ER

Radio W-HAM-ER, the official broadcast for Jack Hammer's pulp noir audiobooks.

W-HAM-ER Radio You’ve just tuned in to W-HAM-ER, the official frequency for Jack Hammer’s pulp noir audiobooks. Tired of the…

The Library

NewzHammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoir Noir Collection

Jack Hammer of newzhammer publishing in a busy printing plant printing his memoirs

Hammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoirs At Hammer Publishing, we believe a great story isn’t just told—it’s extracted from the source…


FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

🥃 THE TOP SHELF

  • THE NEWS STAND
    • Vintage pulps. 10-cent inspiration.
"They say laughter's the best medicine. I guess that's why my doctor told me to quit journalism and start a clown college. But then I realized, most of the clowns are already in politics. And their jokes? Not nearly as funny as the ones I dig up on the daily."

Yours Truly, Jack Hammer.
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The Case of the Missing First Lady

An Evening at the Local Playhouse

The Saga

Full Jack Hammer Saga: The Architecture of Awareness

Black and white noir themed image of two gangsters standing over a man who has been shot in the chest

Over 2 hours and growing: Build a complex maze, feed it enough data, and the shadow in the center just…

Hammer Op-Eds

THE HAMMER FILES: THE CASE OF THE RED CARPET—WILL PUTIN WALK ALL OVER TRUMP?

Grayscale graphic novel illustration of Vladimir Putin walking on Donald Trump's back as Trump lies on the ground in a dark, rain-slicked alley.

The city was sweating under a blanket of August heat, the kind that makes a man’s collar feel like a…

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

Folder THE PRIVATE STASH

  • GRINDHOUSE THEATER
    • Research. Old movies that tell the truth.
"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.
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    • THE HAMMER FILES
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  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
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  • HAMMER OP-EDS
    • THE DISTRICT
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    • THE LINEUP
    • THE GRIND
    • THE RANT SHEET

corruption

Noir style cartoon, grayscale. Bill and Hillary Clinton are being looked at by a large magnifying glass. The scene is dramatic and high-contrast, like a graphic novel, emphasizing scrutiny and hidden details.
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

NewzHammer: Smoke and Mirrors.

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago02 mins mins

SMOKE AND MIRRORS Another day, another headline screaming about the Epstein case. This time, the suits up on Capitol Hill…

Read More
Grayscale cartoon of Ghislaine Maxwell with straight, short black hair subtly engaging in a strategic, knowing conversation across a table with a stern male figure, hinting at a hidden deal.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT

The Maxwell Meeting: The Real Game Behind The Curtain.

Jack Hammer6 months ago4 months ago04 mins mins

This Newz Hammer expose, sparked by a critical tip from a trusted mole, pulls back the curtain on the highly…

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Grayscale satirical cartoon of Donald Trump on a golf course, with a Secret Service agent discreetly nudging his golf ball. Trump looks sly while holding a club.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish Handicap

Jack Hammer6 months ago5 months ago03 mins mins

Listen up! Jack Hammer’s back at the keyboard, and the stench of hypocrisy just wafted over the Atlantic, mixed with…

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Grayscale satirical cartoon depicts a tough private eye, like Jack Hammer, dramatically exposing the tangled web of connections between caricatures of powerful figures resembling Trump, Epstein, and Maxwell.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE HAMMER FILES
  • THE LINEUP

Dirty Laundry: Trump Epstein Maxwell connections

Jack Hammer6 months ago5 months ago04 mins mins

Listen up. They say the truth’s a slippery thing, especially when the powerful try to bury it under a mountain…

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THE EDITOR’S DESK

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Noir image of PI in office with scattered files

I’m Jack Hammer: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough…

THE DOCKET

SOLVED: The Case of Melania Trump’s Mysterious UK Wardrobe

Melania-Trumps-Mysterious-UK-Wardrobe

From the desk of Jack Hammer, NewzHammer.com LONDON – I’ve been on the case for two days straight, tracing the…

CASE CLOSED

The Case of the Missing First Lady

A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.

The Case of the Missing First Lady The President walked into my office on a Monday morning, looking less like…

THE EDITOR’S OFFICE

NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir Fiction & News from Jack Hammer

NewzHammer pulp-noir graphic magazine cover by Jack Hammer, featuring a trench-coat clad detective in a rainy alley with a femme fatale in a doorway.

This is NewzHammer Magazine. Let’s be perfectly clear on that. There’s no staff. No ghostwriters. Just me, DW. And if…

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