Cover-up - Newz Hammer

Pulp-Noir fiction. Real world Newz.

Slide

Jack Hammer here. This is where the real case files live. You look like you need answers. I sell the truth, ten cents a file, and don't expect a smile. If I have any hot tips for you, I'll pin them up here on the Bulletin Board. Now pour yourself a drink, and I'll give you the straight dope.

Slide

I run a clean shop, mostly. But some bum just ransacked my office and lifted a dozen Hammer File Memoirs from the safe. These files tell the real story, from the shadows to the light. Now some two-bit crook has my case history. It's a job for a new kind of detective. Maybe you?

Slide

The only clue I have right now came from a punk kid who witnessed the crime from the burger joint across the street. He didn't want to talk and tried to dummy up. I had to smack him around a little. Finally he broke and cried "Look Pops! They're on the menu! Sometimes they come double, with cheese!"

Slide

So there you have it. The only clue I have is... "They're on the menu! Sometimes they come double, with cheese!" So if you're on the case with me, stop back and I'll pin any updates I have here on the board. This is I tough nut, but I think we can crack it. If you'er gonna be in town awhile you should...

Slide

... have a look around. Maybe take in a flick at the Grindhouse, they have a great Pulp-Noir matinee. Or stop at the Newz Stand for a paper and a girly mag. If your eyes are bad or you're just lazy, they even have a girl who will read for you. Look for the headphones. Stop back, who knows what we'll find.

Slide

To be continued..

Noir style cartoon, grayscale. Bill and Hillary Clinton are being looked at by a large magnifying glass. The scene is dramatic and high-contrast, like a graphic novel, emphasizing scrutiny and hidden details.

NewzHammer: Smoke and Mirrors.

Jack Hammer4 weeks ago1 week ago03 mins

SMOKE AND MIRRORS Another day, another headline screaming about the Epstein case. This time, the suits up on Capitol Hill are dragging the Clintons into

Grayscale political cartoon depicting a stern figure resembling William Barr standing in a gloomy prison corridor, observing shadowy, puppet-like forms with a noose hanging in the background, suggesting hidden control and conspiracy.

The Ep-stain on Justice: Who Pulled the Plug (and the Trigger)?

Jack Hammer1 month ago6 days ago09 mins

The official story always has more holes than a cheese grater in a shooting gallery. Pam Bondi’s “camera cut out” claim? That’s not

Grayscale cartoon of Ghislaine Maxwell with straight, short black hair subtly engaging in a strategic, knowing conversation across a table with a stern male figure, hinting at a hidden deal.

The Maxwell Meeting: The Real Game Behind The Curtain.

Jack Hammer1 month ago1 month ago06 mins

This Newz Hammer expose, sparked by a critical tip from a trusted mole, pulls back the curtain on the highly irregular meeting between Deputy Attorney General