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Jack Hammer

A noir-style cartoon of a detective using a magnifying glass to examine a Scotch Egg and a golf ball on his desk, with dramatic shadows .
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE HAMMER FILES

THE HAMMER FILES: The Case of the Scotch Egg

Jack Hammer1 year ago2 days ago03 mins mins

You may have seen the headline, the one I ran on this very site: “The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish…

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A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE HAMMER FILES

The Case of the Missing First Lady

Jack Hammer1 year ago2 days ago04 mins mins

The Case of the Missing First Lady The President walked into my office on a Monday morning, looking less like…

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Noir image of PI in office with scattered files From the Desk of Jack Hammer
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The Desk of Jack Hammer

Jack Hammer1 year ago2 months ago08 mins mins

From the Desk: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough…

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Noir styled black and white image of donald trump's twisted mouth as he defiles the English language
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Corrupting Influence of Trump’s Speech: From Memes to Everyday Language

Jack Hammer1 year ago2 days ago03 mins mins

A Case Study in Language Mind Pollution: by Jack Hammer The rain’s a constant lie in this city, washing the…

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