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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
    • THE UNDERGROUND
    • THE DIRTY ASH
    • THE EDITOR’S AXE
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
    • ON AIR
    • THE STUDIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
    • THE BROADCAST
    • THE CUTTING ROOM
  • THE BLUEPRINTS
    • SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE

Politics

A satirical, grayscale image in a noir style shows a man, meant to be the "Chuck Norris of Florida politics," attempting a clumsy high kick in an office filled with stacks of mundane documents, with a comical grimace of effort.
  • THE LINEUP

Policy Punches: The Chuck Norris of Paperwork

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago01 mins mins

So, DeSantis taps a new deputy, and they’re calling him the ‘Chuck Norris of Florida politics.’ Chuck Norris, huh? Last…

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smug politician revealing a hidden stack of cash while a confused citizen struggles to read a complex tax form.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Tax Man Cometh, The People Get Nothing

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

They’re selling you a story. A grand plan. They call it a new tax law, a fix for the broken…

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Noir image of PI in office with scattered files From the Desk of Jack Hammer
  • NewzHammer System Architecture

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 weeks ago08 mins mins

From the Desk: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough…

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