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A grayscale, noir-style cartoon image of a dingy newsstand. An old man with a tired face stands behind a cluttered counter, lit by a single hanging lightbulb, casting long shadows. December's Debt.
  • Chapter 1: The Case of December's Debt
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The Case of December’s Debt

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 month ago02 mins mins
This entry is part 1 of 16 in the series Chapter 1: The Case of December's Debt.

THE HAMMER FILES: The News Depot This is part one of a two part series. You can find part two,…

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A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.
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The Case of the Missing First Lady

Jack Hammer1 year ago2 days ago04 mins mins

The Case of the Missing First Lady The President walked into my office on a Monday morning, looking less like…

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