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"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.

A black and white pulp noir style illustration of Vladimir Putin helping Donald Trump out of a car, with the two men holding hands

The Beast’s Cozy Backseat: Trump’s Alaska Rendezvous with Putin

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago03 mins mins

WASHINGTON D.C. – The chill of Alaska wasn’t the only thing raising eyebrows this week as reports surfaced detailing President…

Grayscale graphic novel illustration of Vladimir Putin walking on Donald Trump's back as Trump lies on the ground in a dark, rain-slicked alley.

THE HAMMER FILES: THE CASE OF THE RED CARPET—WILL PUTIN WALK ALL OVER TRUMP?

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago04 mins mins

The city was sweating under a blanket of August heat, the kind that makes a man’s collar feel like a…

Grayscale satirical cartoon of Donald Trump on a golf course, with a Secret Service agent discreetly nudging his golf ball. Trump looks sly while holding a club.

The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish Handicap

Jack Hammer6 months ago5 months ago03 mins mins

Listen up! Jack Hammer’s back at the keyboard, and the stench of hypocrisy just wafted over the Atlantic, mixed with…

Grayscale satirical cartoon depicts a tough private eye, like Jack Hammer, dramatically exposing the tangled web of connections between caricatures of powerful figures resembling Trump, Epstein, and Maxwell.

Dirty Laundry: Trump Epstein Maxwell connections

Jack Hammer6 months ago5 months ago04 mins mins

Listen up. They say the truth’s a slippery thing, especially when the powerful try to bury it under a mountain…

Noir styled black and white image of donald trump's twisted mouth as he defiles the English language

The Corrupting Influence of Trump’s Speech: From Memes to Everyday Language

Jack Hammer6 months ago4 months ago03 mins mins

A Case Study in Language Mind Pollution: by Jack Hammer The rain’s a constant lie in this city, washing the…