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- Research. Old movies that tell the truth.

"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.

Three noir gangsters stand in a smoky lounge. The man on the left holds a black satchel. The image has a stark, graphic novel feel, rendered in black and white with a focus on deep shadows.

NEWZ BULLETIN: Jack Hammer’s Mission on NewzHammer

Jack Hammer5 months ago3 months ago

Grayscale cartoon noir image depicting a web of political corruption and a presidential pardon document.

THE MAXWELL PARDON: A Web of Political Power

Jack Hammer6 months ago4 months ago02 mins mins

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a city where every move is a message, the latest news surrounding Ghislaine Maxwell isn’t a…

A noir-style cartoon of a detective using a magnifying glass to examine a Scotch Egg and a golf ball on his desk, with dramatic shadows .

THE HAMMER FILES: The Case of the Scotch Egg

Jack Hammer6 months ago5 months ago03 mins mins

You may have seen the headline, the one I ran on this very site: “The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish…

In a noir-style cartoon with dramatic shadows, a formidable Donald Trump dismisses a stunned Erika McEntarfer, symbolizing the politicization of economic data.

The Integrity Trap: When Economic Data Becomes a Lie

Jack Hammer6 months ago6 months ago02 mins mins

The recent firing of Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) Commissioner Erika McEntarfer is more than a personnel decision; it is…

A grayscale photograph from the 1950s shows a working-class American family gathered in their modest kitchen, appearing distressed while looking at a bill, conveying the impact of economic hardship.

The Tariff Trap: 90 Days of Hot Air, Years of Pain for the Working Man

Jack Hammer6 months ago4 months ago04 mins mins

The Tariff Trap Alright, so the clock struck midnight on August 1st. Another political deadline, another promise turned to dust….

Grayscale political cartoon depicting Vladimir Putin with a confident smirk, moving a chess piece, while an older, heavier Donald Trump looks bewildered and frustrated at the board, with several of his chess pieces overturned, indicating a clear defeat.

The Chessboard or the Clown Show? Trump, Putin, and Who Holds the Cards

Jack Hammer6 months ago4 months ago04 mins mins

So, you’re listening to the news, and you see it: the big headlines, the tough talk, the President of the…

Grayscale image showing a family, including a mother holding a child and another child with a toy, standing amidst the extensive rubble of destroyed buildings in a conflict zone, with a sign in the background asking "WHERE IS HUMANITY?". Rescue workers are visible searching through debris in the distance.

The Gaza Grinder: Where “Humanitarian Law” Goes to Die

Jack Hammer6 months ago6 months ago05 mins mins

Alright God Damn-it. Let’s talk about “Gaze.” Not the kind you do at a sunset, but the kind where the…

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