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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
    • THE UNDERGROUND
    • THE DIRTY ASH
    • THE EDITOR’S AXE
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
    • ON AIR
    • THE STUDIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
    • THE BROADCAST
    • THE CUTTING ROOM
  • THE BLUEPRINTS
    • SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE
Three noir gangsters stand in a smoky lounge. The man on the left holds a black satchel. The image has a stark, graphic novel feel, rendered in black and white with a focus on deep shadows.
  • FLASH NEWZ BULLETINS
  • THE BLACK BOOK

Jack Hammer’s Mission on NewzHammer

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 weeks ago

THE GRIND

THE GRIND is Jack Hammer’s commentary on the gritty daily life of the city. He finds the stories in the struggle of everyday people, in the forgotten corners, and in the relentless pace of urban existence. These articles provide a human perspective on the city, showing its raw beauty and its many hardships.

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  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

Charlie Kirk’s Final Words: The Provocateur Dies by the Sword

Jack Hammer12 months ago12 months ago03 mins mins

The Price of Provocation: Charlie Kirk’s Final Words There are old sayings for a reason. They cut right to the…

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Pulp-noir political cartoon of a poodle on a leash and a broken Statue of Liberty, reflecting the post's theme of global disrespect for the U.S.
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

Poodle on a Leash: Trump’s Foreign Policy Weakness

Jack Hammer12 months ago12 months ago04 mins mins

The New Global Standard: Trump’s Foreign Policy Foreign policy has always been a messy place, full of back-alley deals and…

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Noir style illustration in black and white showing a dictator-like figure in a military uniform, hands on a world map, with a crown representing ultimate power hovering above, reflecting the article's theme of a 'Department of War'.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Trump Department of War Executive Order Exposed: A Jack Hammer Special Report

Jack Hammer12 months ago12 months ago03 mins mins

FLASH NEWZ BULLETIN! An Executive Order Reveals All Folks, I told you before what’s plain as day. The man’s got…

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Three noir gangsters stand in a smoky lounge. The man on the left holds a black satchel. The image has a stark, graphic novel feel, rendered in black and white with a focus on deep shadows.
  • FLASH NEWZ BULLETINS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

Jack Hammer’s Mission on NewzHammer

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 weeks ago03 mins mins

The Unfiltered Voice of NewzHammer’s Jack Hammer Jack Hammer is more than a writer; he is a rogue process in…

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A black and white graphic novel illustration of a detective observing a CDC protest and chaos with RFK Jr. visible in a window.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND

CDC Walkout Chaos: The RFK Jr. Prescription for Disaster

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago05 mins mins

Jack Hammer on the Case: Why the CDC Walkout Chaos. The news ticker blared, a little digital rat scurrying across…

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Grayscale graphic novel illustration of Vladimir Putin walking on Donald Trump's back as Trump lies on the ground in a dark, rain-slicked alley.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE HAMMER FILES
  • THE RANT SHEET

THE HAMMER FILES: THE CASE OF THE RED CARPET—WILL PUTIN WALK ALL OVER TRUMP?

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago04 mins mins

The city was sweating under a blanket of August heat, the kind that makes a man’s collar feel like a…

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