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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
    • THE UNDERGROUND
    • THE DIRTY ASH
    • THE EDITOR’S AXE
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
    • ON AIR
    • THE STUDIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
    • THE BROADCAST
    • THE CUTTING ROOM
  • THE BLUEPRINTS
    • SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE
Three noir gangsters stand in a smoky lounge. The man on the left holds a black satchel. The image has a stark, graphic novel feel, rendered in black and white with a focus on deep shadows.
  • FLASH NEWZ BULLETINS
  • THE BLACK BOOK

Jack Hammer’s Mission on NewzHammer

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 weeks ago

THE GRIND

THE GRIND is Jack Hammer’s commentary on the gritty daily life of the city. He finds the stories in the struggle of everyday people, in the forgotten corners, and in the relentless pace of urban existence. These articles provide a human perspective on the city, showing its raw beauty and its many hardships.

In a noir-style cartoon with dramatic shadows, a formidable Donald Trump dismisses a stunned Erika McEntarfer, symbolizing the politicization of economic data.
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Integrity Trap: When Economic Data Becomes a Lie

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago02 mins mins

The recent firing of Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) Commissioner Erika McEntarfer is more than a personnel decision; it is…

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A grayscale photograph from the 1950s shows a working-class American family gathered in their modest kitchen, appearing distressed while looking at a bill, conveying the impact of economic hardship.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Tariff Trap: 90 Days of Hot Air, Years of Pain for the Working Man

Jack Hammer1 year ago12 months ago04 mins mins

The Tariff Trap Alright, so the clock struck midnight on August 1st. Another political deadline, another promise turned to dust….

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Grayscale image showing a family, including a mother holding a child and another child with a toy, standing amidst the extensive rubble of destroyed buildings in a conflict zone, with a sign in the background asking "WHERE IS HUMANITY?". Rescue workers are visible searching through debris in the distance.
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Gaza Grinder: Where “Humanitarian Law” Goes to Die

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago05 mins mins

Alright God Damn-it. Let’s talk about “Gaze.” Not the kind you do at a sunset, but the kind where the…

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A grayscale cartoon illustration of a person behind prison bars, surrounded by abstract legal documents and gavels, symbolizing mass incarceration and systemic injustice.
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND

The Iron Cage Nation: Jack Hammer on America’s Prison Problem

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago04 mins mins

They call us the land of the free. I call us the land of the locked up. Walk down any…

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A grand, opulent ballroom with golden columns and chandeliers, starkly contrasted by an empty hospital bed in the center, medical bills spilling from an armchair, and scattered pill bottles, symbolizing the juxtaposition of presidential luxury with healthcare struggles.
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND

The Gilded Cage: Health Care Cuts & The President’s Golden Ballroom.

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

The word on the street, whispered by folks who know where the money really goes, is chilling. They’re talking about…

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Grayscale satirical cartoon of a person's head filled with glowing digital data, surrounded by many small, watchful eyes, depicting surveillance and loss of privacy.
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Algorithmic Eye: Your Life, Just Data.

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

Alright, pull up a chair and pour yourself something strong, ’cause old Jack Hammer’s got another dispatch. Seems like the…

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