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Real world static. Pulp noir reality. Dispatches from the City of Ash.



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    • THE DIRTY ASH
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Three noir gangsters stand in a smoky lounge. The man on the left holds a black satchel. The image has a stark, graphic novel feel, rendered in black and white with a focus on deep shadows.
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  • THE BLACK BOOK

Jack Hammer’s Mission on NewzHammer

Jack Hammer1 year ago2 months ago

THE GRIND

THE GRIND is Jack Hammer’s commentary on the gritty daily life of the city. He finds the stories in the struggle of everyday people, in the forgotten corners, and in the relentless pace of urban existence. These articles provide a human perspective on the city, showing its raw beauty and its many hardships.
Grayscale satirical cartoon showing many hands grasping for a few coins on the ground, while tiny, smiling wealthy figures look down from towering skyscrapers in the background.
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE GRIND

They’re Touting a Boom, But All I Hear Is Your Wallet Screaming.

Jack Hammer1 year ago2 days ago03 mins mins

Alright, pull up a chair and pour yourself something strong, ’cause old Jack Hammer’s got another dispatch from the front…

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Noir styled black and white image of donald trump's twisted mouth as he defiles the English language
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Corrupting Influence of Trump’s Speech: From Memes to Everyday Language

Jack Hammer1 year ago2 days ago03 mins mins

A Case Study in Language Mind Pollution: by Jack Hammer The rain’s a constant lie in this city, washing the…

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