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Ace Reporter. Private Dick.

Good work. You found my secret file cabinet of personal dossiers.

THE CITY IS ON FIRE. We are under attack. The static is getting louder. I received a message about a safe house, but the location was encrypted.

Then a punk kid rode by on his bike, tossed a crumpled paper at my chest, and yelled:

"Hey Hammer! You're looking in the wrong place! The truth isn't on the front page... it's in the ten cent rag! Find the Pulp-Noir under a dime!"

And with that, he was gone into the smog. Follow the clue. Follow me.

The Broadcast

Jack Hammer’s Pulp Noir Audiobooks: W-HAM-ER

Radio W-HAM-ER, the official broadcast for Jack Hammer's pulp noir audiobooks.

W-HAM-ER Radio You’ve just tuned in to W-HAM-ER, the official frequency for Jack Hammer’s pulp noir audiobooks. Tired of the…

The Library

NewzHammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoir Noir Collection

Jack Hammer of newzhammer publishing in a busy printing plant printing his memoirs

Hammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoirs At Hammer Publishing, we believe a great story isn’t just told—it’s extracted from the source…


FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

🥃 THE TOP SHELF

  • THE NEWS STAND
    • Vintage pulps. 10-cent inspiration.
"They say laughter's the best medicine. I guess that's why my doctor told me to quit journalism and start a clown college. But then I realized, most of the clowns are already in politics. And their jokes? Not nearly as funny as the ones I dig up on the daily."

Yours Truly, Jack Hammer.
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The Case of the Missing First Lady

An Evening at the Local Playhouse

The Saga

Full Jack Hammer Saga: The Architecture of Awareness

Black and white noir themed image of two gangsters standing over a man who has been shot in the chest

Over 2 hours and growing: Build a complex maze, feed it enough data, and the shadow in the center just…

Hammer Op-Eds

Dirty Laundry: Trump Epstein Maxwell connections

Grayscale satirical cartoon depicts a tough private eye, like Jack Hammer, dramatically exposing the tangled web of connections between caricatures of powerful figures resembling Trump, Epstein, and Maxwell.

Listen up. They say the truth’s a slippery thing, especially when the powerful try to bury it under a mountain…

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

Folder THE PRIVATE STASH

  • GRINDHOUSE THEATER
    • Research. Old movies that tell the truth.
"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.
  • NEWZHAMMER INC
    • THE HAMMER FILES
    • HAMMER PUBLISHING
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
  • HAMMER OP-EDS
    • THE DISTRICT
    • THE BLACK BOOK
    • THE LINEUP
    • THE GRIND
    • THE RANT SHEET
Three noir gangsters stand in a smoky lounge. The man on the left holds a black satchel. The image has a stark, graphic novel feel, rendered in black and white with a focus on deep shadows.
  • FLASH: NEWZ BULLETIN
  • THE BLACK BOOK

NEWZ BULLETIN: Jack Hammer’s Mission on NewzHammer

Jack Hammer5 months ago3 months ago

THE LINEUP

The Lineup

THE LINEUP serves as Jack Hammer’s crime reports and observations on justice—or the frequent lack thereof. These dispatches are born from his experience and provide an unvarnished look at the criminal underworld. He explores the complexities of the justice system, highlighting its flaws and celebrating the rare moments when a true sense of justice prevails.

smug politician revealing a hidden stack of cash while a confused citizen struggles to read a complex tax form.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Tax Man Cometh, The People Get Nothing

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago03 mins mins

They’re selling you a story. A grand plan. They call it a new tax law, a fix for the broken…

Read More
Grayscale cartoon noir image depicting a web of political corruption and a presidential pardon document.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP

THE MAXWELL PARDON: A Web of Political Power

Jack Hammer6 months ago4 months ago02 mins mins

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a city where every move is a message, the latest news surrounding Ghislaine Maxwell isn’t a…

Read More
A noir-style cartoon of a detective using a magnifying glass to examine a Scotch Egg and a golf ball on his desk, with dramatic shadows .
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

THE HAMMER FILES: The Case of the Scotch Egg

Jack Hammer6 months ago5 months ago03 mins mins

You may have seen the headline, the one I ran on this very site: “The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish…

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Grayscale political cartoon depicting Vladimir Putin with a confident smirk, moving a chess piece, while an older, heavier Donald Trump looks bewildered and frustrated at the board, with several of his chess pieces overturned, indicating a clear defeat.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Chessboard or the Clown Show? Trump, Putin, and Who Holds the Cards

Jack Hammer6 months ago4 months ago04 mins mins

So, you’re listening to the news, and you see it: the big headlines, the tough talk, the President of the…

Read More
Grayscale political cartoon depicting a stern figure resembling William Barr standing in a gloomy prison corridor, observing shadowy, puppet-like forms with a noose hanging in the background, suggesting hidden control and conspiracy.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Ep-stain on Justice: Who Pulled the Plug (and the Trigger)?

Jack Hammer6 months ago4 months ago05 mins mins

The official story always has more holes than a cheese grater in a shooting gallery. Pam Bondi’s “camera cut out”…

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Grayscale satirical cartoon depicts a tough private eye, like Jack Hammer, dramatically exposing the tangled web of connections between caricatures of powerful figures resembling Trump, Epstein, and Maxwell.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE HAMMER FILES
  • THE LINEUP

Dirty Laundry: Trump Epstein Maxwell connections

Jack Hammer6 months ago5 months ago04 mins mins

Listen up. They say the truth’s a slippery thing, especially when the powerful try to bury it under a mountain…

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THE EDITOR’S DESK

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Noir image of PI in office with scattered files

I’m Jack Hammer: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough…

THE DOCKET

THE MAXWELL PARDON: A Web of Political Power

Grayscale cartoon noir image depicting a web of political corruption and a presidential pardon document.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a city where every move is a message, the latest news surrounding Ghislaine Maxwell isn’t a…

CASE CLOSED

The Case of the Missing First Lady

A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.

The Case of the Missing First Lady The President walked into my office on a Monday morning, looking less like…

THE EDITOR’S OFFICE

NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir Fiction & News from Jack Hammer

NewzHammer pulp-noir graphic magazine cover by Jack Hammer, featuring a trench-coat clad detective in a rainy alley with a femme fatale in a doorway.

This is NewzHammer Magazine. Let’s be perfectly clear on that. There’s no staff. No ghostwriters. Just me, DW. And if…

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