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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
    • THE UNDERGROUND
    • THE DIRTY ASH
    • THE EDITOR’S AXE
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
    • ON AIR
    • THE STUDIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
    • THE BROADCAST
    • THE CUTTING ROOM
  • THE BLUEPRINTS
    • SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE
Three noir gangsters stand in a smoky lounge. The man on the left holds a black satchel. The image has a stark, graphic novel feel, rendered in black and white with a focus on deep shadows.
  • FLASH NEWZ BULLETINS
  • THE BLACK BOOK

Jack Hammer’s Mission on NewzHammer

Jack Hammer1 year ago4 weeks ago

THE RANT SHEET

strong>THE RANT SHEET is Jack Hammer’s most personal category. This is where his unfiltered opinions and satirical commentary run wild. Free from the constraints of traditional reporting, he uses this space to vent, to provoke, and to challenge his readers to question everything.

Grayscale noir image depicting Trump and DeSantis in a camp setting, angrily reviewing a map and newspaper about immigration, frustrated by a failed "monument" plan.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE HAMMER FILES
  • THE RANT SHEET

Alligator Alley: Monuments Built on Hate and Quicksand

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

The Perils of Hate: Monuments Built on Quicksand. The whispers started in the alleyways, down where the shadows stretch long…

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A black and white pulp noir style illustration of Vladimir Putin helping Donald Trump out of a car, with the two men holding hands
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Beast’s Cozy Backseat: Trump’s Alaska Rendezvous with Putin

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

WASHINGTON D.C. – The chill of Alaska wasn’t the only thing raising eyebrows this week as reports surfaced detailing President…

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Grayscale graphic novel illustration of Vladimir Putin walking on Donald Trump's back as Trump lies on the ground in a dark, rain-slicked alley.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE HAMMER FILES
  • THE RANT SHEET

THE HAMMER FILES: THE CASE OF THE RED CARPET—WILL PUTIN WALK ALL OVER TRUMP?

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago04 mins mins

The city was sweating under a blanket of August heat, the kind that makes a man’s collar feel like a…

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Noir style cartoon, grayscale. Bill and Hillary Clinton are being looked at by a large magnifying glass. The scene is dramatic and high-contrast, like a graphic novel, emphasizing scrutiny and hidden details.
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

NewzHammer: Smoke and Mirrors.

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago02 mins mins

SMOKE AND MIRRORS Another day, another headline screaming about the Epstein case. This time, the suits up on Capitol Hill…

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  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE RANT SHEET

A Political Chase: A Hardboiled Take on the Texas Standoff

Jack Hammer1 year ago12 months ago02 mins mins

I’ve seen my share of rigged games. A case where the evidence has been twisted, a witness whose memory has…

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smug politician revealing a hidden stack of cash while a confused citizen struggles to read a complex tax form.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Tax Man Cometh, The People Get Nothing

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

They’re selling you a story. A grand plan. They call it a new tax law, a fix for the broken…

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