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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
    • THE UNDERGROUND
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Three noir gangsters stand in a smoky lounge. The man on the left holds a black satchel. The image has a stark, graphic novel feel, rendered in black and white with a focus on deep shadows.
  • FLASH NEWZ BULLETINS
  • THE BLACK BOOK

Jack Hammer’s Mission on NewzHammer

Jack Hammer1 year ago2 months ago

THE RANT SHEET

strong>THE RANT SHEET is Jack Hammer’s most personal category. This is where his unfiltered opinions and satirical commentary run wild. Free from the constraints of traditional reporting, he uses this space to vent, to provoke, and to challenge his readers to question everything.
Grayscale satirical cartoon of Donald Trump on a golf course, with a Secret Service agent discreetly nudging his golf ball. Trump looks sly while holding a club.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish Handicap

Jack Hammer1 year ago4 days ago03 mins mins

Listen up! Jack Hammer’s back at the keyboard, and the stench of hypocrisy just wafted over the Atlantic, mixed with…

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  • NewzHammer System Architecture
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE HAMMER FILES
  • THE RANT SHEET

NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir from Jack Hammer

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 month ago02 mins mins

Alright, you stumbled onto Newzhammer.com. Don’t expect polished prose or flowery speeches. This ain’t no glossy magazine. This is the…

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Noir styled black and white image of donald trump's twisted mouth as he defiles the English language
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Corrupting Influence of Trump’s Speech: From Memes to Everyday Language

Jack Hammer1 year ago4 days ago03 mins mins

A Case Study in Language Mind Pollution: by Jack Hammer The rain’s a constant lie in this city, washing the…

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