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Good work. You found my secret file cabinet of personal dossiers.

THE CITY IS ON FIRE. We are under attack. The static is getting louder. I received a message about a safe house, but the location was encrypted.

Then a punk kid rode by on his bike, tossed a crumpled paper at my chest, and yelled:

"Hey Hammer! You're looking in the wrong place! The truth isn't on the front page... it's in the ten cent rag! Find the Pulp-Noir under a dime!"

And with that, he was gone into the smog. Follow the clue. Follow me.

The Broadcast

Jack Hammer’s Pulp Noir Audiobooks: W-HAM-ER

Radio W-HAM-ER, the official broadcast for Jack Hammer's pulp noir audiobooks.

W-HAM-ER Radio You’ve just tuned in to W-HAM-ER, the official frequency for Jack Hammer’s pulp noir audiobooks. Tired of the…

The Library

NewzHammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoir Noir Collection

Jack Hammer of newzhammer publishing in a busy printing plant printing his memoirs

Hammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoirs At Hammer Publishing, we believe a great story isn’t just told—it’s extracted from the source…


FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

🥃 THE TOP SHELF

  • THE NEWS STAND
    • Vintage pulps. 10-cent inspiration.
"They say laughter's the best medicine. I guess that's why my doctor told me to quit journalism and start a clown college. But then I realized, most of the clowns are already in politics. And their jokes? Not nearly as funny as the ones I dig up on the daily."

Yours Truly, Jack Hammer.
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The Case of the Missing First Lady

An Evening at the Local Playhouse

The Saga

Full Jack Hammer Saga: The Architecture of Awareness

Black and white noir themed image of two gangsters standing over a man who has been shot in the chest

Over 2 hours and growing: Build a complex maze, feed it enough data, and the shadow in the center just…

Hammer Op-Eds

The Gaza Grinder: Where “Humanitarian Law” Goes to Die

Grayscale image showing a family, including a mother holding a child and another child with a toy, standing amidst the extensive rubble of destroyed buildings in a conflict zone, with a sign in the background asking "WHERE IS HUMANITY?". Rescue workers are visible searching through debris in the distance.

Alright God Damn-it. Let’s talk about “Gaze.” Not the kind you do at a sunset, but the kind where the…

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

Folder THE PRIVATE STASH

  • GRINDHOUSE THEATER
    • Research. Old movies that tell the truth.
"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.
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  • The Grindhouse Theater

The Killing (1956) by Stanley Kubrick

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago

The Grindhouse Theater

Step right up to the fleabag cinema on the wrong side of the tracks. We’ve dusted off the reels from the vaults of Archive.org to present a raw, unedited glimpse into the golden age of film noir.

  • The Grindhouse Theater
  • W-HAM-ER TV

An Evening at the Local Playhouse

Jack Hammer3 months ago3 months ago01 mins mins

In “The Greatest Show on Earth,” a gritty animated pulp graphic novel, Jack Hammer takes readers into a dive bar filled with cons and lowlifes. When a mysterious traveler enters with a peculiar rock, intrigue ensues among the bar’s shady characters, showcasing masterful misdirection amidst a dark, jazz-infused atmosphere.

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A black and white pulp-noir style illustration showing a detective and a femme fatale in a dark, tense alleyway, reflecting the atmosphere of the 1944 film 'Double Indemnity'.
  • The Grindhouse Theater

Double Indemnity: The Gold Standard of a Rotten Romance

Jack Hammer4 months ago4 months ago04 mins mins

Double Indemnity: A Femme Fatale, a Naive Salesman, and a Pact with the Devil The mean streets of Hollywood, 1944….

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High-contrast, grayscale image reflecting the film Sunset Boulevard, showing the grim consequence of Hollywood ambition and the tragic end of a delusion.
  • The Grindhouse Theater

SUNSET BOULEVARD: Where Dreams Go to Die

Jack Hammer4 months ago4 months ago02 mins mins

Some towns are built on hope, but Hollywood, that town’s built on a lie. Sunset Boulevard is the picture they…

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Pulp noir image representing the film Inner Sanctum, showing a man being haunted by a hidden witness, symbolizing his inescapable guilt.
  • The Grindhouse Theater

INNER SANCTUM (1948): A Man on the Run, From Himself

Jack Hammer4 months ago4 months ago02 mins mins

INNER SANCTUM: This one’s a real twist of the knife. It’s not a mystery for the audience—we see the whole…

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High-contrast black and white pulp noir illustration of a man and a woman in a car, with the man looking worried and the woman looking menacingly at him, reflecting the film Detour.
  • The Grindhouse Theater

DETOUR (1945): The Long Road to Hell

Jack Hammer4 months ago4 months ago02 mins mins

Some movies, they don’t have a big-shot director or a fat-cat budget. They’re cheap, they’re dirty, and they get right…

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Movie poster from Night of the hunter 1955
  • The Grindhouse Theater

The Night of the Hunter 1955

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago02 mins mins

The Night of the Hunter (1955) Directed by Charles Laughton. Featuring Robert Mitchum, Shelley Winters, Lillian Gish The world’s a…

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THE EDITOR’S DESK

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Noir image of PI in office with scattered files

I’m Jack Hammer: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough…

THE DOCKET

The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish Handicap

Grayscale satirical cartoon of Donald Trump on a golf course, with a Secret Service agent discreetly nudging his golf ball. Trump looks sly while holding a club.

Listen up! Jack Hammer’s back at the keyboard, and the stench of hypocrisy just wafted over the Atlantic, mixed with…

CASE CLOSED

The Case of the Missing First Lady

A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.

The Case of the Missing First Lady The President walked into my office on a Monday morning, looking less like…

THE EDITOR’S OFFICE

NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir Fiction & News from Jack Hammer

NewzHammer pulp-noir graphic magazine cover by Jack Hammer, featuring a trench-coat clad detective in a rainy alley with a femme fatale in a doorway.

This is NewzHammer Magazine. Let’s be perfectly clear on that. There’s no staff. No ghostwriters. Just me, DW. And if…

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