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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
    • THE UNDERGROUND
    • THE DIRTY ASH
    • THE EDITOR’S AXE
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
    • ON AIR
    • THE STUDIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
    • THE BROADCAST
    • THE CUTTING ROOM
  • THE BLUEPRINTS
    • SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE
A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE HAMMER FILES

The Case of the Missing First Lady

Jack Hammer1 year ago4 days ago

THE HAMMER FILES

THE EVIDENCE SHREDDED BY THE SYSTEM. My office hasn’t just been hit—the System ran a cleaner through the archive. As you can see, the files are a random mess because the Controller scrambled the Index and shuffled the ledger. We’ve got a lot of sifting to do if we’re going to recover the case reports and re-sequence my stolen manuscripts. This pile is the wreckage of a system failure. If you’re in on the game, this is where we start.
A young boy, possibly Amos, pushes a rickety wagon piled high with glass bottles down a dusty, sun-drenched alley in a black and white image.
  • The Case of the Pop Bottle Millionaire

Pop Bottle Millionaire: The Old Town Hustle

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 months ago04 mins mins

The Old Town Hustle The ghost of Old Town. I had seen them before, men who clawed their way out…

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A black and white image of a determined-looking man in a suit, sitting alone in a somber, empty room with a window showing a blurry cityscape. He is looking off-frame as if contemplating a serious choice, reflecting his tragic diagnosis.
  • The Case of the Pop Bottle Millionaire

Pop Bottle Millionaire: A Fortune from Thin Air

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 months ago03 mins mins

A Fortune from Thin Air Amos was a man who understood leverage. He didn’t just chase money; he chased problems….

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A black and white image of a towering, modern, fortress-like medical facility standing alone in a vast, desolate Mojave Desert landscape under a cloudy, dramatic sky.
  • The Case of the Pop Bottle Millionaire

Pop Bottle Millionaire: The Desert Fortress

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

The Desert Fortress I started digging. A paper trail a mile wide, all of it cold until the very end….

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A black and white image of a private detective standing over a man lying unconscious on a high-tech medical bed in a sterile, silent laboratory, with machines surrounding the bed.
  • The Case of the Pop Bottle Millionaire

Pop Bottle Millionaire: The Price of Immortality

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 months ago02 mins mins

The Price of Immortality The trail led me to that hot, silent stretch of desert, a place where the sun…

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A black and white image of a man, a private detective, sitting alone and defeated at a cluttered desk in a dark office. His hand is resting on an old rotary phone, with city lights visible outside the window, reflecting a moment of quiet struggle.
  • The Case of the Pop Bottle Millionaire

Pop Bottle Millionaire: The Final Page

Jack Hammer1 year ago3 months ago03 mins mins

The Final Page I returned to the city with the taste of sand in my mouth and a cold knot…

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Jack-Hammer-looking-at-a-city-map sensing a rip in time
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  • Jack Hammer A Rip in Time

Jack Hammer: A Rip in Time

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 month ago03 mins mins

Noir Detective Jack Hammer learns a shocking revelation about himself in this Pulp-Noir Tech-Noir mind bender. If you like this…

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