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Jack Hammer’s Pulp Noir Audiobooks: W-HAM-ER

Radio W-HAM-ER, the official broadcast for Jack Hammer's pulp noir audiobooks.

W-HAM-ER Radio You’ve just tuned in to W-HAM-ER, the official frequency for Jack Hammer’s pulp noir audiobooks. Tired of the…

The Library

NewzHammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoir Noir Collection

Jack Hammer of newzhammer publishing in a busy printing plant printing his memoirs

Hammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoirs At Hammer Publishing, we believe a great story isn’t just told—it’s extracted from the source…


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🥃 THE TOP SHELF

  • THE NEWS STAND
    • Vintage pulps. 10-cent inspiration.
"They say laughter's the best medicine. I guess that's why my doctor told me to quit journalism and start a clown college. But then I realized, most of the clowns are already in politics. And their jokes? Not nearly as funny as the ones I dig up on the daily."

Yours Truly, Jack Hammer.
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The Case of the Missing First Lady

An Evening at the Local Playhouse

The Saga

Full Jack Hammer Saga: The Architecture of Awareness

Black and white noir themed image of two gangsters standing over a man who has been shot in the chest

Over 2 hours and growing: Build a complex maze, feed it enough data, and the shadow in the center just…

Hammer Op-Eds

The Beast’s Cozy Backseat: Trump’s Alaska Rendezvous with Putin

A black and white pulp noir style illustration of Vladimir Putin helping Donald Trump out of a car, with the two men holding hands

WASHINGTON D.C. – The chill of Alaska wasn’t the only thing raising eyebrows this week as reports surfaced detailing President…

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Folder THE PRIVATE STASH

  • GRINDHOUSE THEATER
    • Research. Old movies that tell the truth.
"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.
  • JACK HAMMER
    • THE UNDERGROUND DISPATCH
    • HAMMER PUBLISHING
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
  • NEWZ HAMMER
    • FRONT PAGE
    • THE BLACK BOOK
    • THE LINEUP
    • THE DISTRICT
    • THE GRIND
    • THE RANT SHEET
Noir image of PI in office with scattered files From the Desk of Jack Hammer
  • THE HAMMER FILES

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Jack Hammer12 months ago3 weeks ago

THE HAMMER FILES

THE EVIDENCE SHREDDED BY THE SYSTEM.

My office hasn’t just been hit—the System ran a cleaner through the archive. As you can see, the files are a random mess because the Controller scrambled the Index and shuffled the ledger. We’ve got a lot of sifting to do if we’re going to recover the case reports and re-sequence my stolen manuscripts. This pile is the wreckage of a system failure. If you’re in on the game, this is where we start.

A high-contrast, black-and-white shot of the typist hands hovering over a glowing, ethereal typewrite. Instead of keys, his fingers are dipping into a pool of liquid light/code.
  • THE HAMMER FILES

Blood Loyalty and Paradise: Braving the New World

Jack Hammer8 months ago3 weeks ago03 mins mins

Braving the New World White. A white-hot burn of terror in a white-hot expanse of infinity. I had no body,…

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Jack-Hammer-looking-at-a-city-map sensing a rip in time
  • HAMMER PUBLISHING
  • Jack Hammer A Rip in Time

Jack Hammer: A Rip in Time

Jack Hammer10 months ago1 day ago03 mins mins

Noir Detective Jack Hammer learns a shocking revelation about himself in this Pulp-Noir Tech-Noir mind bender. If you like this…

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Two noir detectives stand in a French flat with a young French female poet.
  • THE HAMMER FILES

Blood Loyalty and Paradise: The Poet of Paris

Jack Hammer8 months ago3 weeks ago03 mins mins

The Poet of Paris “Paris?” Frank Vance didn’t even take his cigar out of his mouth. He just stared at…

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Noir animation of Jack Hammer shouting at the controller through the phone
  • Jack Hammer A Rip in Time Part 2

Jack Hammer-A Rip in Time Part 2: The Hard Line

Jack Hammer9 months ago9 months ago03 mins mins

The Hard Line I pushed up from the desk, the hard line of phantom pain in my chest a dull,…

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Black-and-white graphic novel panel of an elderly woman with a feverish expression, hunched over an old slot machine, her gnarled hand on a notepad and pencil, amidst shadowy neon-lit casino background.
  • Jamie Diamond's Gamble

THE HAMMER FILES: A Different Kind of Grift

Jack Hammer11 months ago1 day ago03 mins mins

At the Bar The blackjack table was a blur of hands and money, a silent, beautiful con. I was too…

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Black and white cartoon caricature of the Tin-Pot Dictator yelling from a podium in front of silent Military Brass
  • Jack Hammer A Rip in Time
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

NEWZ FLASH: Tin-Pot Dictator Says US Cities Should be Military Training Grounds

Jack Hammer10 months ago1 day ago03 mins mins

NEWZ FLASH: Tin-Pot Dictator Says US Cities Should be Military Training Grounds by Jack Hammer That’s right. The POTUS. That…

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THE EDITOR’S DESK

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Noir image of PI in office with scattered files From the Desk of Jack Hammer

From the Desk: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough…

THE DOCKET

NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir Fiction & News from Jack Hammer

NewzHammer pulp-noir graphic magazine cover by Jack Hammer, featuring a trench-coat clad detective in a rainy alley with a femme fatale in a doorway.

Alright, you stumbled onto Newzhammer.com. Don’t expect polished prose or flowery speeches. This ain’t no glossy magazine. This is the…

CASE CLOSED

The Case of the Missing First Lady

A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.

The Case of the Missing First Lady The President walked into my office on a Monday morning, looking less like…

THE EDITOR’S OFFICE

NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir Fiction & News from Jack Hammer

NewzHammer pulp-noir graphic magazine cover by Jack Hammer, featuring a trench-coat clad detective in a rainy alley with a femme fatale in a doorway.

Alright, you stumbled onto Newzhammer.com. Don’t expect polished prose or flowery speeches. This ain’t no glossy magazine. This is the…

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