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November 30, 2025
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Jack Hammer

Ace Reporter. Private Dick.

Good work. You found my secret file cabinet of personal dossiers.

I'm working on a new case. You could help solve it and see your work in my next memoir. Here's a clue... A punk kid rode by on his bike and yelled "Hey Hammer! if you're looking for the truth, you can find it in the ten cent rag It's Pulp-Noir under a dime!". And with that he was gone.

The Broadcast

Jack Hammer’s Pulp Noir Audiobooks: W-HAM-ER

Radio W-HAM-ER, the official broadcast for Jack Hammer's pulp noir audiobooks.

W-HAM-ER Radio You’ve just tuned in to W-HAM-ER, the official frequency for Jack Hammer’s pulp noir audiobooks. Tired of the static? This isn’t

The Library

NewzHammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoir Noir Collection

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Hammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoirs At Hammer Publishing, we believe a great story isn’t just told—it’s extracted from the source code. We are


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🥃 THE TOP SHELF

  • THE NEWS STAND
    • Vintage pulps. 10-cent inspiration.
"They say laughter's the best medicine. I guess that's why my doctor told me to quit journalism and start a clown college. But then I realized, most of the clowns are already in politics. And their jokes? Not nearly as funny as the ones I dig up on the daily."

Yours Truly, Jack Hammer.
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The Case of the Missing First Lady

An Evening at the Local Playhouse

The Saga

Full Jack Hammer Saga: The Architecture of Awareness

Black and white noir themed image of two gangsters standing over a man who has been shot in the chest

Over 2 hours and growing: Build a complex maze, feed it enough data, and the shadow in the center just might start to breathe. I’m Jack Hammer and

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THE MAXWELL PARDON: A Web of Political Power

Grayscale cartoon noir image depicting a web of political corruption and a presidential pardon document.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a city where every move is a message, the latest news surrounding Ghislaine Maxwell isn’t a single event—it’s a calculated

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

Folder THE PRIVATE STASH

  • GRINDHOUSE THEATER
    • Research. Old movies that tell the truth.
"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.
  • NEWZHAMMER INC
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  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
  • HAMMER OP-EDS
    • THE DISTRICT
    • THE BLACK BOOK
    • THE LINEUP
    • THE GRIND
    • THE RANT SHEET
A gritty, black and white image of Jack Hammer, a private eye in a fedora and trench coat, sitting at his cluttered desk with a open wooden box in front of him.
  • HAMMER SLAMS

Jack Hammer’s Favorite Dark Tales

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HAMMER SLAMS

Jack Hammer’s Hard-boiled News Slams:

A curated collection of  Jack’s compelling and hard-boiled favorite news articles— tales of crime, human frailty, and the Nation’s dirty hidden political truths. Ripped from today’s headlines. This is where the grimmest reality meets the artistry of storytelling.

Noir style illustration in black and white showing a dictator-like figure in a military uniform, hands on a world map, with a crown representing ultimate power hovering above, reflecting the article's theme of a 'Department of War'.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Trump Department of War Executive Order Exposed: A Jack Hammer Special Report

Jack Hammer3 months ago3 months ago03 mins mins

FLASH NEWZ BULLETIN! An Executive Order Reveals All Folks, I told you before what’s plain as day. The man’s got the script for absolute dictator

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A gritty, black and white image of Jack Hammer, a private eye in a fedora and trench coat, sitting at his cluttered desk with a open wooden box in front of him.
  • HAMMER SLAMS

Jack Hammer’s Favorite Dark Tales

Jack Hammer3 months ago3 months ago03 mins mins

The Desk of Jack Hammer: The Favorites File This isn’t just a list; it’s a collection of files that matter. A curated dossier of reports and

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A black and white graphic novel illustration of a detective observing a CDC protest and chaos with RFK Jr. visible in a window.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND

CDC Walkout Chaos: The RFK Jr. Prescription for Disaster

Jack Hammer3 months ago3 months ago05 mins mins

Jack Hammer on the Case: Why the CDC Walkout Chaos. The news ticker blared, a little digital rat scurrying across the bottom of my screen. “CDC Walkout.

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Grayscale noir image depicting Trump and DeSantis in a camp setting, angrily reviewing a map and newspaper about immigration, frustrated by a failed "monument" plan.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE HAMMER FILES
  • THE RANT SHEET

Alligator Alley: Monuments Built on Hate and Quicksand

Jack Hammer3 months ago3 months ago03 mins mins

The Perils of Hate: Monuments Built on Quicksand. The whispers started in the alleyways, down where the shadows stretch long and the truth gets twisted like

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Grayscale graphic novel illustration of Vladimir Putin walking on Donald Trump's back as Trump lies on the ground in a dark, rain-slicked alley.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE HAMMER FILES
  • THE RANT SHEET

THE HAMMER FILES: THE CASE OF THE RED CARPET—WILL PUTIN WALK ALL OVER TRUMP?

Jack Hammer4 months ago3 months ago04 mins mins

The city was sweating under a blanket of August heat, the kind that makes a man’s collar feel like a noose. The world’s eyes were glued to the headlines:

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  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE RANT SHEET

A Political Chase: A Hardboiled Take on the Texas Standoff

Jack Hammer4 months ago3 months ago02 mins mins

I’ve seen my share of rigged games. A case where the evidence has been twisted, a witness whose memory has been bought and paid for, a deck stacked

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THE EDITOR’S DESK

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Noir image of PI in office with scattered files

I’m Jack Hammer: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough to know that nothing is ever

THE DOCKET

NewzHammer: Smoke and Mirrors.

Noir style cartoon, grayscale. Bill and Hillary Clinton are being looked at by a large magnifying glass. The scene is dramatic and high-contrast, like a graphic novel, emphasizing scrutiny and hidden details.

SMOKE AND MIRRORS Another day, another headline screaming about the Epstein case. This time, the suits up on Capitol Hill are dragging the Clintons into

CASE CLOSED

The Case of the Missing First Lady

A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.

The Case of the Missing First Lady The President walked into my office on a Monday morning, looking less like the leader of the free world and more like

THE EDITOR’S OFFICE

NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir Fiction & News from Jack Hammer

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This is NewzHammer Magazine. Let’s be perfectly clear on that. There’s no staff. No ghostwriters. Just me, DW. And if Jack Hammer thinks he’s

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