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  • THE 10 CENT RAG
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A gritty, black and white image of Jack Hammer, a private eye in a fedora and trench coat, sitting at his cluttered desk with a open wooden box in front of him.
  • HAMMER SLAMS

Jack Hammer’s Favorite Dark Tales

Jack Hammer1 year ago2 weeks ago

HAMMER SLAMS

Jack Hammer’s Hard-boiled News Slams: A curated collection of  Jack’s compelling and hard-boiled favorite news articles— tales of crime, human frailty, and the Nation’s dirty hidden political truths. Ripped from today’s headlines. This is where the grimmest reality meets the artistry of storytelling.
Grayscale satirical cartoon showing many hands grasping for a few coins on the ground, while tiny, smiling wealthy figures look down from towering skyscrapers in the background.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE GRIND

They’re Touting a Boom, But All I Hear Is Your Wallet Screaming.

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

Alright, pull up a chair and pour yourself something strong, ’cause old Jack Hammer’s got another dispatch from the front…

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Grayscale satirical cartoon depicts a tough private eye, like Jack Hammer, dramatically exposing the tangled web of connections between caricatures of powerful figures resembling Trump, Epstein, and Maxwell.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE HAMMER FILES
  • THE LINEUP

Dirty Laundry: Trump Epstein Maxwell connections

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago04 mins mins

Listen up. They say the truth’s a slippery thing, especially when the powerful try to bury it under a mountain…

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Noir styled black and white image of donald trump's twisted mouth as he defiles the English language
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  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Corrupting Influence of Trump’s Speech: From Memes to Everyday Language

Jack Hammer1 year ago1 year ago03 mins mins

A Case Study in Language Mind Pollution: by Jack Hammer The rain’s a constant lie in this city, washing the…

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