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"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.

A satirical, grayscale image in a noir style shows a man, meant to be the "Chuck Norris of Florida politics," attempting a clumsy high kick in an office filled with stacks of mundane documents, with a comical grimace of effort.

Policy Punches: The Chuck Norris of Paperwork

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago01 mins mins

So, DeSantis taps a new deputy, and they’re calling him the ‘Chuck Norris of Florida politics.’ Chuck Norris, huh? Last…

smug politician revealing a hidden stack of cash while a confused citizen struggles to read a complex tax form.

The Tax Man Cometh, The People Get Nothing

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago03 mins mins

They’re selling you a story. A grand plan. They call it a new tax law, a fix for the broken…

Noir image of PI in office with scattered files

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Jack Hammer6 months ago2 months ago08 mins mins

I’m Jack Hammer: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough…