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Jack Hammer’s Pulp Noir Audiobooks: W-HAM-ER

Radio W-HAM-ER, the official broadcast for Jack Hammer's pulp noir audiobooks.

W-HAM-ER Radio You’ve just tuned in to W-HAM-ER, the official frequency for Jack Hammer’s pulp noir audiobooks. Tired of the…

The Library

NewzHammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoir Noir Collection

Jack Hammer of newzhammer publishing in a busy printing plant printing his memoirs

Hammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoirs At Hammer Publishing, we believe a great story isn’t just told—it’s extracted from the source…


FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

🥃 THE TOP SHELF

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"They say laughter's the best medicine. I guess that's why my doctor told me to quit journalism and start a clown college. But then I realized, most of the clowns are already in politics. And their jokes? Not nearly as funny as the ones I dig up on the daily."

Yours Truly, Jack Hammer.
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The Case of the Missing First Lady

An Evening at the Local Playhouse

The Saga

Full Jack Hammer Saga: The Architecture of Awareness

Black and white noir themed image of two gangsters standing over a man who has been shot in the chest

Over 2 hours and growing: Build a complex maze, feed it enough data, and the shadow in the center just…

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NewzHammer: Smoke and Mirrors.

Noir style cartoon, grayscale. Bill and Hillary Clinton are being looked at by a large magnifying glass. The scene is dramatic and high-contrast, like a graphic novel, emphasizing scrutiny and hidden details.

SMOKE AND MIRRORS Another day, another headline screaming about the Epstein case. This time, the suits up on Capitol Hill…

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

Folder THE PRIVATE STASH

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"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.
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Politics

A satirical, grayscale image in a noir style shows a man, meant to be the "Chuck Norris of Florida politics," attempting a clumsy high kick in an office filled with stacks of mundane documents, with a comical grimace of effort.
  • THE LINEUP

Policy Punches: The Chuck Norris of Paperwork

Jack Hammer7 months ago6 months ago01 mins mins

So, DeSantis taps a new deputy, and they’re calling him the ‘Chuck Norris of Florida politics.’ Chuck Norris, huh? Last…

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smug politician revealing a hidden stack of cash while a confused citizen struggles to read a complex tax form.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Tax Man Cometh, The People Get Nothing

Jack Hammer7 months ago6 months ago03 mins mins

They’re selling you a story. A grand plan. They call it a new tax law, a fix for the broken…

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Noir image of PI in office with scattered files
  • THE HAMMER FILES

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Jack Hammer7 months ago3 months ago08 mins mins

I’m Jack Hammer: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough…

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THE EDITOR’S DESK

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Noir image of PI in office with scattered files

I’m Jack Hammer: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough…

THE DOCKET

The Chessboard or the Clown Show? Trump, Putin, and Who Holds the Cards

Grayscale political cartoon depicting Vladimir Putin with a confident smirk, moving a chess piece, while an older, heavier Donald Trump looks bewildered and frustrated at the board, with several of his chess pieces overturned, indicating a clear defeat.

So, you’re listening to the news, and you see it: the big headlines, the tough talk, the President of the…

CASE CLOSED

The Case of the Missing First Lady

A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.

The Case of the Missing First Lady The President walked into my office on a Monday morning, looking less like…

THE EDITOR’S OFFICE

NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir Fiction & News from Jack Hammer

NewzHammer pulp-noir graphic magazine cover by Jack Hammer, featuring a trench-coat clad detective in a rainy alley with a femme fatale in a doorway.

This is NewzHammer Magazine. Let’s be perfectly clear on that. There’s no staff. No ghostwriters. Just me, DW. And if…

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