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"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.

A satirical, grayscale image in a noir style shows a man, meant to be the "Chuck Norris of Florida politics," attempting a clumsy high kick in an office filled with stacks of mundane documents, with a comical grimace of effort.

Policy Punches: The Chuck Norris of Paperwork

Jack Hammer4 months ago3 months ago01 mins mins

So, DeSantis taps a new deputy, and they’re calling him the ‘Chuck Norris of Florida politics.’ Chuck Norris, huh? Last I checked, Chuck

smug politician revealing a hidden stack of cash while a confused citizen struggles to read a complex tax form.

The Tax Man Cometh, The People Get Nothing

Jack Hammer4 months ago3 months ago03 mins mins

They’re selling you a story. A grand plan. They call it a new tax law, a fix for the broken system. They say it’ll make the rich pay their fair share,

Noir image of PI in office with scattered files

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Jack Hammer4 months ago1 week ago08 mins mins

I’m Jack Hammer: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough to know that nothing is ever

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The Broadcast

Jack Hammer’s Pulp Noir Audiobooks: W-HAM-ER

The Library

NewzHammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoir Noir Collection

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

The Case of the Missing First Lady

An Evening at the Local Playhouse

The Saga

Full Jack Hammer Saga: The Architecture of Awareness

Hammer Op-Eds

Policy Punches: The Chuck Norris of Paperwork

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

Politics

Policy Punches: The Chuck Norris of Paperwork

The Tax Man Cometh, The People Get Nothing

The Desk of Jack Hammer