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- Research. Old movies that tell the truth.

"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.

Three noir gangsters stand in a smoky lounge. The man on the left holds a black satchel. The image has a stark, graphic novel feel, rendered in black and white with a focus on deep shadows.

NEWZ BULLETIN: Jack Hammer’s Mission on NewzHammer

Jack Hammer5 months ago3 months ago

Grayscale graphic novel illustration of Vladimir Putin walking on Donald Trump's back as Trump lies on the ground in a dark, rain-slicked alley.

THE HAMMER FILES: THE CASE OF THE RED CARPET—WILL PUTIN WALK ALL OVER TRUMP?

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago04 mins mins

The city was sweating under a blanket of August heat, the kind that makes a man’s collar feel like a…

A satirical, grayscale image in a noir style shows a man, meant to be the "Chuck Norris of Florida politics," attempting a clumsy high kick in an office filled with stacks of mundane documents, with a comical grimace of effort.

Policy Punches: The Chuck Norris of Paperwork

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago01 mins mins

So, DeSantis taps a new deputy, and they’re calling him the ‘Chuck Norris of Florida politics.’ Chuck Norris, huh? Last…

An intense, high-contrast, black-and-white image reminiscent of a 1940s film noir poster. A massive, metallic gauntlet—an "iron fist"—is shown gripping the dome of the U.S. Capitol Building. The texture of the gauntlet is sharp and gritty, with visible scrapes and dents. In the foreground, out of focus and blurred by a newsprint grain, are the silhouettes of a few police officers with their backs to the viewer, looking up at the imposing fist. The overall tone is grim and foreboding.

Capital Crackdown: Trump’s Iron Fist Grabs D.C. Police

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago03 mins mins

By Jack Hammer WASHINGTON, D.C. – The swamp just got murkier. D.C. Trump has declared “Liberation Day” for Washington D.C.,…

Noir style cartoon, grayscale. Bill and Hillary Clinton are being looked at by a large magnifying glass. The scene is dramatic and high-contrast, like a graphic novel, emphasizing scrutiny and hidden details.

NewzHammer: Smoke and Mirrors.

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago02 mins mins

SMOKE AND MIRRORS Another day, another headline screaming about the Epstein case. This time, the suits up on Capitol Hill…

A Political Chase: A Hardboiled Take on the Texas Standoff

A Political Chase: A Hardboiled Take on the Texas Standoff

Jack Hammer5 months ago4 months ago02 mins mins

I’ve seen my share of rigged games. A case where the evidence has been twisted, a witness whose memory has…

smug politician revealing a hidden stack of cash while a confused citizen struggles to read a complex tax form.

The Tax Man Cometh, The People Get Nothing

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago03 mins mins

They’re selling you a story. A grand plan. They call it a new tax law, a fix for the broken…

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