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Ace Reporter. Private Dick.

Good work. You found my secret file cabinet of personal dossiers.

THE CITY IS ON FIRE. We are under attack. The static is getting louder. I received a message about a safe house, but the location was encrypted.

Then a punk kid rode by on his bike, tossed a crumpled paper at my chest, and yelled:

"Hey Hammer! You're looking in the wrong place! The truth isn't on the front page... it's in the ten cent rag! Find the Pulp-Noir under a dime!"

And with that, he was gone into the smog. Follow the clue. Follow me.

The Broadcast

Jack Hammer’s Pulp Noir Audiobooks: W-HAM-ER

Radio W-HAM-ER, the official broadcast for Jack Hammer's pulp noir audiobooks.

W-HAM-ER Radio You’ve just tuned in to W-HAM-ER, the official frequency for Jack Hammer’s pulp noir audiobooks. Tired of the…

The Library

NewzHammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoir Noir Collection

Jack Hammer of newzhammer publishing in a busy printing plant printing his memoirs

Hammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoirs At Hammer Publishing, we believe a great story isn’t just told—it’s extracted from the source…


FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

🥃 THE TOP SHELF

  • THE NEWS STAND
    • Vintage pulps. 10-cent inspiration.
"They say laughter's the best medicine. I guess that's why my doctor told me to quit journalism and start a clown college. But then I realized, most of the clowns are already in politics. And their jokes? Not nearly as funny as the ones I dig up on the daily."

Yours Truly, Jack Hammer.
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The Case of the Missing First Lady

An Evening at the Local Playhouse

The Saga

Full Jack Hammer Saga: The Architecture of Awareness

Black and white noir themed image of two gangsters standing over a man who has been shot in the chest

Over 2 hours and growing: Build a complex maze, feed it enough data, and the shadow in the center just…

Hammer Op-Eds

Alligator Alcatraz: How the System Turns Legal into “Alien” and Locks ‘Em Up

Grayscale cartoon of a long line of diverse people holding application forms, waiting outside a towering 'Immigration Services' building, while a bureaucrat stamps applications 'DENIED,' symbolizing the slow, frustrating immigration process.

They walk into court, heads held high, clutching papers that scream “legal.” They’ve got families, jobs, lives built on the…

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

Folder THE PRIVATE STASH

  • GRINDHOUSE THEATER
    • Research. Old movies that tell the truth.
"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.
  • NEWZHAMMER INC
    • THE HAMMER FILES
    • HAMMER PUBLISHING
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
  • HAMMER OP-EDS
    • THE DISTRICT
    • THE BLACK BOOK
    • THE LINEUP
    • THE GRIND
    • THE RANT SHEET
Three noir gangsters stand in a smoky lounge. The man on the left holds a black satchel. The image has a stark, graphic novel feel, rendered in black and white with a focus on deep shadows.
  • FLASH: NEWZ BULLETIN
  • THE BLACK BOOK

NEWZ BULLETIN: Jack Hammer’s Mission on NewzHammer

Jack Hammer5 months ago3 months ago

THE BLACK BOOK

The Black Book

The most secretive of his work, THE BLACK BOOK, is where Jack Hammer houses his confidential investigative dossiers and hard-hitting exposés. Here, he pulls back the curtain on hidden truths and reveals the shocking details that others are afraid to publish. This is where his private eye instincts truly shine, exposing secrets in a way only he can.

Black and white cartoon caricature of the Tin-Pot Dictator yelling from a podium in front of silent Military Brass
  • Jack Hammer A Rip in Time
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE HAMMER UNDERGROUND
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

NEWZ FLASH: Tin-Pot Dictator Says US Cities Should be Military Training Grounds

Jack Hammer4 months ago3 months ago03 mins mins

NEWZ FLASH: Tin-Pot Dictator Says US Cities Should be Military Training Grounds by Jack Hammer That’s right. The POTUS. That…

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Black and white pulp art: Jack Hammer in a city street facing deployed federal troops and vehicles amidst the Trump-Comey scandal.
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

FLASH: Martial Law and Authoritarianism—Trump Deploys Federal Troops to U.S. Cities & Indicts Comey

Jack Hammer4 months ago4 months ago03 mins mins

The Jackboot Waltz Begins: Troops on the Asphalt and Justice Under the Table The air in this town always carried…

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Noir style illustration in black and white showing a dictator-like figure in a military uniform, hands on a world map, with a crown representing ultimate power hovering above, reflecting the article's theme of a 'Department of War'.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Trump Department of War Executive Order Exposed: A Jack Hammer Special Report

Jack Hammer4 months ago4 months ago03 mins mins

FLASH NEWZ BULLETIN! An Executive Order Reveals All Folks, I told you before what’s plain as day. The man’s got…

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Three noir gangsters stand in a smoky lounge. The man on the left holds a black satchel. The image has a stark, graphic novel feel, rendered in black and white with a focus on deep shadows.
  • FLASH: NEWZ BULLETIN
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

NEWZ BULLETIN: Jack Hammer’s Mission on NewzHammer

Jack Hammer5 months ago3 months ago03 mins mins

The Unfiltered Voice of NewzHammer’s Jack Hammer Jack Hammer is more than a writer; he is a rogue process in…

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An intense, high-contrast, black-and-white image reminiscent of a 1940s film noir poster. A massive, metallic gauntlet—an "iron fist"—is shown gripping the dome of the U.S. Capitol Building. The texture of the gauntlet is sharp and gritty, with visible scrapes and dents. In the foreground, out of focus and blurred by a newsprint grain, are the silhouettes of a few police officers with their backs to the viewer, looking up at the imposing fist. The overall tone is grim and foreboding.
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT

Capital Crackdown: Trump’s Iron Fist Grabs D.C. Police

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago03 mins mins

By Jack Hammer WASHINGTON, D.C. – The swamp just got murkier. D.C. Trump has declared “Liberation Day” for Washington D.C.,…

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smug politician revealing a hidden stack of cash while a confused citizen struggles to read a complex tax form.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Tax Man Cometh, The People Get Nothing

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago03 mins mins

They’re selling you a story. A grand plan. They call it a new tax law, a fix for the broken…

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THE EDITOR’S DESK

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Noir image of PI in office with scattered files

I’m Jack Hammer: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough…

THE DOCKET

CDC Walkout Chaos: The RFK Jr. Prescription for Disaster

A black and white graphic novel illustration of a detective observing a CDC protest and chaos with RFK Jr. visible in a window.

Jack Hammer on the Case: Why the CDC Walkout Chaos. The news ticker blared, a little digital rat scurrying across…

CASE CLOSED

The Case of the Missing First Lady

A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.

The Case of the Missing First Lady The President walked into my office on a Monday morning, looking less like…

THE EDITOR’S OFFICE

NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir Fiction & News from Jack Hammer

NewzHammer pulp-noir graphic magazine cover by Jack Hammer, featuring a trench-coat clad detective in a rainy alley with a femme fatale in a doorway.

This is NewzHammer Magazine. Let’s be perfectly clear on that. There’s no staff. No ghostwriters. Just me, DW. And if…

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