THE PRIVATE STASH
THE RANT SHEET
The Rant Sheet
Finally, there is THE RANT SHEET, Jack Hammer’s most personal category. This is where his unfiltered opinions and satirical commentary run wild. Free from the constraints of traditional reporting, he uses this space to vent, to provoke, and to challenge his readers to question everything.
NEWZ FLASH: Tin-Pot Dictator Says US Cities Should be Military Training Grounds
NEWZ FLASH: Tin-Pot Dictator Says US Cities Should be Military Training Grounds by Jack Hammer That’s right. The POTUS. That…
FLASH: Martial Law and Authoritarianism—Trump Deploys Federal Troops to U.S. Cities & Indicts Comey
The Jackboot Waltz Begins: Troops on the Asphalt and Justice Under the Table The air in this town always carried…
SOLVED: The Case of Melania Trump’s Mysterious UK Wardrobe
From the desk of Jack Hammer, NewzHammer.com LONDON – I’ve been on the case for two days straight, tracing the…
Charlie Kirk’s Final Words: The Provocateur Dies by the Sword
The Price of Provocation: Charlie Kirk’s Final Words There are old sayings for a reason. They cut right to the…
Poodle on a Leash: Trump’s Foreign Policy Weakness
The New Global Standard: Trump’s Foreign Policy Foreign policy has always been a messy place, full of back-alley deals and…
The Trump Department of War Executive Order Exposed: A Jack Hammer Special Report
FLASH NEWZ BULLETIN! An Executive Order Reveals All Folks, I told you before what’s plain as day. The man’s got…