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Ace Reporter. Private Dick.

Good work. You found my secret file cabinet of personal dossiers.

THE CITY IS ON FIRE. We are under attack. The static is getting louder. I received a message about a safe house, but the location was encrypted.

Then a punk kid rode by on his bike, tossed a crumpled paper at my chest, and yelled:

"Hey Hammer! You're looking in the wrong place! The truth isn't on the front page... it's in the ten cent rag! Find the Pulp-Noir under a dime!"

And with that, he was gone into the smog. Follow the clue. Follow me.

The Broadcast

Jack Hammer’s Pulp Noir Audiobooks: W-HAM-ER

Radio W-HAM-ER, the official broadcast for Jack Hammer's pulp noir audiobooks.

W-HAM-ER Radio You’ve just tuned in to W-HAM-ER, the official frequency for Jack Hammer’s pulp noir audiobooks. Tired of the…

The Library

NewzHammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoir Noir Collection

Jack Hammer of newzhammer publishing in a busy printing plant printing his memoirs

Hammer Publishing: Jack Hammer’s Memoirs At Hammer Publishing, we believe a great story isn’t just told—it’s extracted from the source…


FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

🥃 THE TOP SHELF

  • THE NEWS STAND
    • Vintage pulps. 10-cent inspiration.
"They say laughter's the best medicine. I guess that's why my doctor told me to quit journalism and start a clown college. But then I realized, most of the clowns are already in politics. And their jokes? Not nearly as funny as the ones I dig up on the daily."

Yours Truly, Jack Hammer.
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The Case of the Missing First Lady

An Evening at the Local Playhouse

The Saga

Full Jack Hammer Saga: The Architecture of Awareness

Black and white noir themed image of two gangsters standing over a man who has been shot in the chest

Over 2 hours and growing: Build a complex maze, feed it enough data, and the shadow in the center just…

Hammer Op-Eds

The Trump Department of War Executive Order Exposed: A Jack Hammer Special Report

Noir style illustration in black and white showing a dictator-like figure in a military uniform, hands on a world map, with a crown representing ultimate power hovering above, reflecting the article's theme of a 'Department of War'.

FLASH NEWZ BULLETIN! An Executive Order Reveals All Folks, I told you before what’s plain as day. The man’s got…

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

Folder THE PRIVATE STASH

  • GRINDHOUSE THEATER
    • Research. Old movies that tell the truth.
"I tried to write a story about honesty in Washington, but my typewriter jammed. Must’ve sensed the lie before I did. Around here, truth’s an endangered species—spotted once a decade, stuffed, mounted, and trotted out for campaign season."

Yours Truly,
Jack Hammer.
  • NEWZHAMMER INC
    • THE HAMMER FILES
    • HAMMER PUBLISHING
  • W-HAM-ER RADIO
  • W-HAM-ER TV
  • HAMMER OP-EDS
    • THE DISTRICT
    • THE BLACK BOOK
    • THE LINEUP
    • THE GRIND
    • THE RANT SHEET
Three noir gangsters stand in a smoky lounge. The man on the left holds a black satchel. The image has a stark, graphic novel feel, rendered in black and white with a focus on deep shadows.
  • FLASH: NEWZ BULLETIN
  • THE BLACK BOOK

NEWZ BULLETIN: Jack Hammer’s Mission on NewzHammer

Jack Hammer5 months ago3 months ago

THE RANT SHEET

The Rant Sheet

Finally, there is THE RANT SHEET, Jack Hammer’s most personal category. This is where his unfiltered opinions and satirical commentary run wild. Free from the constraints of traditional reporting, he uses this space to vent, to provoke, and to challenge his readers to question everything.

  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE RANT SHEET

A Political Chase: A Hardboiled Take on the Texas Standoff

Jack Hammer5 months ago4 months ago02 mins mins

I’ve seen my share of rigged games. A case where the evidence has been twisted, a witness whose memory has…

Read More
smug politician revealing a hidden stack of cash while a confused citizen struggles to read a complex tax form.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Tax Man Cometh, The People Get Nothing

Jack Hammer5 months ago5 months ago03 mins mins

They’re selling you a story. A grand plan. They call it a new tax law, a fix for the broken…

Read More
A noir-style cartoon of a detective using a magnifying glass to examine a Scotch Egg and a golf ball on his desk, with dramatic shadows .
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

THE HAMMER FILES: The Case of the Scotch Egg

Jack Hammer6 months ago5 months ago03 mins mins

You may have seen the headline, the one I ran on this very site: “The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish…

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In a noir-style cartoon with dramatic shadows, a formidable Donald Trump dismisses a stunned Erika McEntarfer, symbolizing the politicization of economic data.
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Integrity Trap: When Economic Data Becomes a Lie

Jack Hammer6 months ago6 months ago02 mins mins

The recent firing of Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) Commissioner Erika McEntarfer is more than a personnel decision; it is…

Read More
A grayscale photograph from the 1950s shows a working-class American family gathered in their modest kitchen, appearing distressed while looking at a bill, conveying the impact of economic hardship.
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE GRIND
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Tariff Trap: 90 Days of Hot Air, Years of Pain for the Working Man

Jack Hammer6 months ago4 months ago04 mins mins

The Tariff Trap Alright, so the clock struck midnight on August 1st. Another political deadline, another promise turned to dust….

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Grayscale political cartoon depicting Vladimir Putin with a confident smirk, moving a chess piece, while an older, heavier Donald Trump looks bewildered and frustrated at the board, with several of his chess pieces overturned, indicating a clear defeat.
  • HAMMER HUMOR
  • HAMMER SLAMS
  • THE BLACK BOOK
  • THE DISTRICT
  • THE LINEUP
  • THE RANT SHEET

The Chessboard or the Clown Show? Trump, Putin, and Who Holds the Cards

Jack Hammer6 months ago4 months ago04 mins mins

So, you’re listening to the news, and you see it: the big headlines, the tough talk, the President of the…

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THE EDITOR’S DESK

The Desk of Jack Hammer

Noir image of PI in office with scattered files

I’m Jack Hammer: This is My Story The name’s Hammer. Jack Hammer. I’ve been walking these mean streets long enough…

THE DOCKET

NewzHammer: Smoke and Mirrors.

Noir style cartoon, grayscale. Bill and Hillary Clinton are being looked at by a large magnifying glass. The scene is dramatic and high-contrast, like a graphic novel, emphasizing scrutiny and hidden details.

SMOKE AND MIRRORS Another day, another headline screaming about the Epstein case. This time, the suits up on Capitol Hill…

CASE CLOSED

The Case of the Missing First Lady

A grayscale noir-style cartoon of a veiled showgirl whispering a secret to a detective in a trench coat and fedora in a foggy, European city.

The Case of the Missing First Lady The President walked into my office on a Monday morning, looking less like…

THE EDITOR’S OFFICE

NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir Fiction & News from Jack Hammer

NewzHammer pulp-noir graphic magazine cover by Jack Hammer, featuring a trench-coat clad detective in a rainy alley with a femme fatale in a doorway.

This is NewzHammer Magazine. Let’s be perfectly clear on that. There’s no staff. No ghostwriters. Just me, DW. And if…

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