THE PRIVATE STASH
THE RANT SHEET
The Rant Sheet
Finally, there is THE RANT SHEET, Jack Hammer’s most personal category. This is where his unfiltered opinions and satirical commentary run wild. Free from the constraints of traditional reporting, he uses this space to vent, to provoke, and to challenge his readers to question everything.
The Gaza Grinder: Where “Humanitarian Law” Goes to Die
Alright God Damn-it. Let’s talk about “Gaze.” Not the kind you do at a sunset, but the kind where the…
The Ep-stain on Justice: Who Pulled the Plug (and the Trigger)?
The official story always has more holes than a cheese grater in a shooting gallery. Pam Bondi’s “camera cut out”…
Alligator Alcatraz: How the System Turns Legal into “Alien” and Locks ‘Em Up
They walk into court, heads held high, clutching papers that scream “legal.” They’ve got families, jobs, lives built on the…
The Algorithmic Eye: Your Life, Just Data.
Alright, pull up a chair and pour yourself something strong, ’cause old Jack Hammer’s got another dispatch. Seems like the…
The Secret Service Caddy: Trump’s Scottish Handicap
Listen up! Jack Hammer’s back at the keyboard, and the stench of hypocrisy just wafted over the Atlantic, mixed with…
NewzHammer Magazine: Pulp-Noir Fiction & News from Jack Hammer
This is NewzHammer Magazine. Let’s be perfectly clear on that. There’s no staff. No ghostwriters. Just me, DW. And if…